cuz boomchicachicawaaaaa asked for it ig
Yoongi couldnt think straight after his encounter with the prositute
he had approximately 6.59 panic attacks and 💯 seizures because of what he had said.
yoongi had always been a spoiled brat. his parents gave him everything, including his smart car which he gets lots of head in, very many head.
yoongi sighed and was infront of the prositute's house which he found somehow. dont ask. you dont want to know nor need to.
yoongi knocked on the small shack's door. the door soon opened revealling a short little cupcake that looked adorable somehow with an oversized sweater that reached his mid-thighs.yoongi was shocked at how muchof a difference there was from the prositute he had asked for a blowjob the other day. duelity.
jimin's eyes widened at the sight of the horny loner. he let out a squeak of a surprise when the horny loner attacked him in a large hug.
''I AM SO SORRY JIMIN!''
''wtf how do u know where i liv-''
''PLEASE FORGIVE ME JIMIN''
''and how tf do u know my na-''
yoongi's loud sobs cut him off
''ok dude listen its ok jesus christ'' jimin pushed the sappy horny loner off him
''r-really?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????''
''yes''
''omg tysm''
''yeah ok''
''can we be friends. i dont have any.''
''yeah i can tell.''
yoongi only heard ''yeah''.
''yAY!'' yoongi jumped onto jimin again, nuzzling his cheek into his chest
''i never said yes wtf. i dont even know ur name''
''oh yeah. hi im min yoongi.''
''park jimin.''
''i know.''
''you still havent told me how.''
''if i did, i'd have to kill u :)''
''ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm''
ok so like smut or nah?
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Fanfictionthe point of these oneshots are to make the reader as uncomfortable as possible cuz y'know for shits and giggles :) [MATURE IF YOU COULDN'T TELL]
