Taehyunglover5 sorry i took 2 months
"SON!" God called.
Namjesus groaned, "what dad? You're so annnoyiiing."
God sighed, "I've noticed you've been quite disobedient these past couple of days."
"Oh, fuck off, what, are you gonna get Holy Water again?" Namjesus mocked.
God smiled, "Yes, yes I am. Thank you for the idea." Namjesus paled as his dad clicked his fingers.
Suddenly, Holy Water appeared infront of him, him being so tall, (9'3) Namjesus had to look up at him.
"Oh hello again." Holy Water smirked as saw my widened eyes. He turned to God, "Same thing, Boss?"
God nodded.
"Hmm, okay, how about we try something different?" Holy Water clicked his fingers and Namjesus gasped. mY CloTHeS WErE oFF!!!!!1!!1!!1!
He let out a confused sound as hewas suddenly picked up by my thighs. Namjesus gripped onto Holy Water's shoulders to keep his balance.
And then Holy Water thrusted into my hole.
I felt numb.
I felt good.
It was nice and m o i s t.
"Oakajajsjajaaja!" He moaned out as HW started thrusting hard and fast.
"Woah duehs snanNnsna."
"AaaaaAAAA."
"Oo ee o a a."
"😱😱😱"
and then hw whip nae nae'd in namjesus's asshole.
god was watching btw
god is a nonce
jk god isnt a nonce
he wasnt watching
Sike
He was
😎😎😎😎
Nd then basically namjesus was like "yes i love beinvpure" cant relate ex dee
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Fanficthe point of these oneshots are to make the reader as uncomfortable as possible cuz y'know for shits and giggles :) [MATURE IF YOU COULDN'T TELL]
