THIS IS NOT HOLY JUST SO YOU KNOW ITS THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE BECAUSE THIS IS A SMUT BOOK SO DONT EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE
ALSO I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO THIS BUT LIKE I TRIED AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
Namjesus was currently looking down at earth. Admiring how the humans were walking down pavements, eating, talking with friends. He kind of wished he was a human sometimes, their lives seem so fun and full of happiness. His father, God, didn't approve of him wanting to live among humans. He said the earth was full of sinners and that only some humans were truly pure, innocent beings.
He had had enough of his father telling him he couldn't visit the human things. "Dad! Please, let me just atleast visit them, I wont tell them that I'm the son of God or anything so please!"
His father glared at him before saying, "For the last time, absolutely not!" He shouted.
Namjesus scoffed. I've had enough of this bullshit. "Y'know what, Dad? Fuck you!"
God glared at his son with what seemed like both shock and complete anger. He went up to Namjesus and called over his bodyguard, Holy Water. "Teach him not to say such sins anymore." He then walked away, leaving Namjesus and Holy Water alone.
Holy Water then said, "You're gonna choke on me, you understand?" (somebody stop me)
Namjesus just stood in shock. WhAt is going to happen now, what dOes he meAn?!
"Get on your knees, kid." Holy Water snarled.
yeah
fuck it
i cant finish this and plus this concept is rrlllYY fucking weird
if u want me to actually write smut for this tell me and i miGht
YOU ARE READING
j-nope
Fanficthe point of these oneshots are to make the reader as uncomfortable as possible cuz y'know for shits and giggles :) [MATURE IF YOU COULDN'T TELL]
