The Daycare Fic

Chapter 3

Tyler let the children go outside so they don't ruin the house any longer. So far there was an out of tune piano, a broken bass and a ukulele with a couple of strings gone. Jason ran away and Josh was burning the kitchen down.

Great.

Then Tyler smelled something in the air. He walked back into the house to hear drum beats, and smell something burning.

He walked over to the kitchen to see eggs broken on the floor, flour everywhere and an open oven that was turned on with no Josh or anyone in sight.

He walked down to the basement where he saw Josh teaching a small girl to play drums.

"Josh!" He laughed as the girl dropped her drumsticks.

"Oh, hey Tyler." Josh smiled at his best friend.

"The cookies." Tyler kept laughing out of disbelief. Josh looked at the little girl with wide eyes and ran out of the basement.

"THE COOKIES." He screamed as he came back with a tray filled with tiny pieces of ash. Tyler kept laughing.

Then they heard crying from upstairs.

"Here we go." Josh said in monotone as Tyler ran out of the basement. Josh ran after him with the tray.

Tyler ran into the living room where he saw two kids covered in Cheez Whiz with their shirts off. Josh laughed when he saw this.

Tyler just picked them both up and ran to the bathroom to put them into the bathtub he spent the last year in.

Then they both heard screaming from the outside. Josh ran outside to see what the fuck was happening there.

A kid was on a tree, other kids were screaming at him, trying to throw grass at him. A girl was swinging on the swings and a boy had his butt stuck in a bucket. Jim was crying in the corner with his fur colored green.

Then Tyler ran over to Josh and looked at all this mess. He walked over to the tree and got the boy out of it.

The toddler was wiggling in his arms trying to get out. Tyler started singing trees to calm him down.

"That's where you are, silent in the trees..." He sang sitting on the grass. The other toddlers sat around him, listening to the soft sound of his voice.

Josh sat on the ground farther from the group, listening to his best friend singing, like he always does. He closed his eyes and relaxed with a tray of burnt cookies in his hands. Jim made his way quietly to his owner, and lied down next to him.

Then somebody opened the garden gates. Josh opened his eyes to look who it was.

It was Jenna, riding no one other than Jason Statham.

Some kids also noticed the cheetah making his way to the garden. They looked at the animal with curious eyes.

"What is going on here, Tyler?" She asked getting off Jason. The cheetah sat down looking at the garden and all the kids in it.

Some of the toddlers walked over to the animal and examined it. One of the braver boys even placed the hand on Jason, which made him hiss.

Tyler looked at his wife with tired eyes. The kid he was holding escaped from him grip and ran to the tree, hitting himself as he ran into it.

"Tyler, honey, this is not a joke." Jenna walked over to Tyler and sat next to him. She reached her hand to his face.

"It was Josh's idea." Tyler said.

Jenna looked at Josh who was backing out of the garden into the house. She rolled her eyes. Some girls ran inside after Josh.

"Okay, let's clean this mess up." She looked at where Jim was sniffing the cookie tray Josh left in the garden. She stood up and grabbed the tray.

"Anybody wants cookies?" She screamed getting the toddlers attention. She showed the tray to the kids and walked inside the house. The children followed her inside.

Tyler dropped asleep on the grass.

In the mean time Josh hid in one of the vacant rooms of the house where he was staying at the moment. But he couldn't escape the three girls that followed him here.

"Look what I got." One of them mumbled as she showed the other girls Jenna's purse. The others laughed and clapped their hands as she searched the purse and grabbed Jenna's lipstick.

They all looked at Josh who was leaning against the wall.

"No." He pointed at them trying to keep a serious face. But the whole situation was way too funny for him.

"Yes." A girl opened the closet and took out one of Jenna's dresses that she didn't wear and a blonde wig.

Then the three girls attacked Josh.