(Inspired by that ↑)
"Bu-But I have super fast healing, Mr. Stark."
So, for some reason Peter was hyper. No, he didn't drink coffee, and no, he didn't have too much sugar. So there was no reason that this 15 year old (a/n: he's always 15 in my heart) should be bouncing off the walls, literally.
"Hey! Hey! MJ! Do you think if I drank bleach as a smoothie I would die? Or would my healing factor fix it?"
MJ looked up from her book (that's how Peter knew he was in trouble) she gave him the 'if you do that and die I'm going to resurrect you and kill you again' look. "First of all, loser. Don't do that. Second, you'll die"
Peter nodded and turned to the other half of the room, where Ned was busy building a Lego set.
"NEd!! neD! DO you think if I drank bleach from a smoothie I would die? Or would I just heal?"
"You'll heal" Ned called out.
Peter nodded.
"Ned! MJ! Your parents are here to pick you up!!" May yelled, the two said quick goodbye's to Peter and left.
Peter pulled out his phone, he still wasn't satisfied with the answers he got. He scrolled through his contacts until he got to the one he was looking for, Mr.StAnk. He called.
"Hello?"
"HiyA Mr. stArk! What's up?! Anyway! I'm calling to ask a question! So hypothetically, If I drank bleach like a smoothie do you think I would die? Or would I just heal?"
A deep breath could be heard on the other line.
"Kid, how hypothetical is this?"
*Silence*
"Give me your exact location, I'm coming over."
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FanfictionAfter watching infinity war, every one has infinity depression. So I'm here I to cure that depression. . . With oneshots. -Irondad and Spiderson -Mama Spider -Pepperony (kinda) -No Stony -No Stucky -No Spideypool -No Ironstrange (I don't hate...
