Dad Jokes

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    "Alright Pete, any homework?" Tony asked as they walked into the lab. He'd invited Peter over to help him out, and truth be told, he kinda just wanted to hang out with the kid. "Uh...I think I have some chemistry homework, i-it shouldn't take me that long though!" Peter rambled, "alright, get started and then me and you can work on your suit"

. . .

Peter had been working on his homework for about an hour and 30 minutes. Him and Tony were having a nice conversation as well, so to say it probably wasn't the best time for his stomach to growl is an understatement.

"Hey..um, Mr. Stark? I'm hungry" Peter stuttered, But before Tony could even think of an actually good response he spoke "Hi hungry, I'm dad"

It took them both a moment to process what he said, but eventually Peter found humor in his slip up. Tony however, was embarrassed as hell.

Peter smirked and looked at Tony before saying-

"Hi dad, I'm son"

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