scp parent scenarios

Training

(Of course you need training. How else are you supposed to know how to properly kill someone? Chapter suggested by someone who I believes profile is gone as I can't reach it)

(ALSO HOLY FUCK SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE SO LONG. I really didn't mean to be gone so long)

106
Ever since he found that whistle, he's been training you like your in the army.
Though its only 3 days a week so it's not as bad. He trains you in stamina, resistance and the like.
He also helps training your little monster guys.
106 is also stern about you learning Morse code and  signals, just in case he says.

035
Apparently your dad has ties with several scps who have been helping train you in areas of strength and stealth.

While he teaches you acting, and how to pick up on signals from people, and what signals are red flags.
He knows what jewelry is in fashion and what women would want vintage wise.

049
He does his best when it comes to teaching flying, he has a much easier time with teaching you have to properly control birds, and even more with who has the pestilence and who doesn't as well as curing them. You pick it up quickly.
It's not a surprise he's shit at acting, so he has 035 teach you how to act stupid.
You're only supposed to act dumb when your a bird
But instead you act dumb almost all the time, and thanks to that you're considered a safe class but officially a elucidelucid.

173
W

hat else could he teach you other than how to appear un-alive and, of course, bone snapping. Thanks to being made out of stone this is extremely easy.
Bones are just so fragile, no?
It's safe to say he's impressed when you do it so easily the first time

682
Of course he's a bit rough and angry about it, he doesn't know much else.
Though he gets it done and he teaches you how to move quickly and how to manipulate/control animals, though it doesn't work so good on people.
But people you just wrap around like a boa constrictor

096
You seen pretty useless on the surface but 096 teaches you how to use you're split body to your advantage, he has you run around the mountains (how you get outside every day is a mystery) and it builds up stamina and speed.
He also teaches you an insult from complement, and a mix of the too.

079
E

motional training is probably his main focus, learning how to keep yourself calm in stressful situations is useful ya know.
He also teaches you how to take over machinery at will and either fix or break it from the inside.
Now you spend your bored hours reading up on files other scps.