It was a normal day walking to my boyfriend NIALLS house . he hadn't answered my calls all day so I thought why not walk there.
I knocked on the door about 5 million times. then finally niall opened the door his eyes blood shot.
"Niall what's wrong with your eyes are you a demon?"
"LOLOLOLOLOLILOLOL HARRY YOUR SO FUNNY YOU LOOK LIKE A HARRY BANANA"
"WTF"
Niall just started laughing and started running around the house wit a lolly pop in his mouth wait where de fuck de he get that???
"Ni what's got Into you"
"HARREH I tried this new grain food"
He started giggling.
" Show me this grain"
So niall took me to his bedroom and I saw like a fucking big ass tree of weed.
"Niall James horan"
"YAS HARREH"
"What's this"
"Weed LOLOLOLOLOLILOLOL"
"Why didn't you invite me to smoke some"
"Lol I don't know come on let's smoke more"
So that's what we did so soon or latter we ended up running around chasing a penguin unicorn witch was not fun.
"HAHAHAHWHAHAHAHA BITCH YOU TO SLOW GOR MEH"
so that's when it happened niall got this poop gun and shot him in the head.
"EAT MEH SHIT YA FUCKER"
So that was are night we feel asleep on the stairs while the poop was all over the walls witch I'm sure niall will clean tomorrow with his mouth because niall loves poop he eats it everyday!!!!
THE END
