It's problay normal for me to have a wiener but I don't I'm a cat so I have a hot dog wiener because somehow my dad had one it got all messed up.
Well my boyfriend HARREH still loves me very much. he thinks it taste like raw meat because it is and he loves that.
"Niall you home"
"Ya I'm just eating some shit from the next door neighbors house"
"Oh that's cool"
"Ya but what ya here for"
"Well you know I have to tell you something!"
"Wha"
"I'm pregnant"
"WTF yasss"
That's when I got out my poop gun from a couple months back and filled it with shit and shot HARREH in the face with it because I only do that to the people I love.
"OMFG YAS ni I love this"
So than I thought why not poop on the walls alittle
That's when I crawled on the wall and pooped in scribble lines.
"YAS ni I love this ya poop taste like rainbows"
Then suddenly Miley Cyrus love money party started playing so we started singing it and crawled on the wall while twerking!
"Hey wait we forgot the big blow up dick"
YAS we did so I got it out and blowed it up and then that's when I started doing lap dancing on the the big dick and I was trying to get Harry to cum witch he did but I also shit on the dick and HARREH came and liked it of the dick and that's when I started humping him and I stocked his tail in the other end and he started screaming and the rest is history.!
THE END
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