Total Drama Island: Paige's Story

Paintball Deer Hunt

I was sleeping nice and peacefully for once on this dreadful island, until I was woken up to a helicopter flying around the cabins. Last night I finally stopped dreaming about Al.

I tried covering my head with a pillow. It didn't work.

I heard Duncan screaming from the guy's side of the cabin. "Hit the deck! They're coming man, theyfound us!"

He needs to relax. It's obviously just Chris.

I got out of bed still tired and walked to the communal bathrooms to go get ready for whatever Chris had in store for us today. There was a line of girls who looked like they were going to explode with pee.

"What's the hold up?" Bridgette asked finally.

"Heather needs her private time." Lindsay answered.

"Private time for what? Trimming her girl-stache?" I said smugly, but still having to pee.

"How long's 'queenie' gonna be in there? I got urgent business." LeShawana yelled to Lindsay. I agreed with her. I had to pee so badly in the mornings.

"She could still be a while." Beth said.

"Ugh that's it! I'm going lumber jack style." Gwen said walking off into the woods. Most of us, except Lindsay and Beth, agreed and went with her.

Before we got into the woods we heard Chris on the loudspeaker. "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit." Chris announced.

Looks like I'm not going to be eating breakfast today.

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"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?" Chris asked us enthusiastically.

"We are ready! Ha-ha!" Owen yelled back.

"Incoming!" Chris yelled and threw a can of beans at Gwen. Lucky for her, Trent caught it before it hit her in the face.

Chris threw more cans of beans. "This is breakfast."

One was about to hit Duncan, but I caught it and threw it to Owen. It just bounced off his stomach. Uh, ok.

"Now we're even." I said to Duncan.

"Oh yeah, even for what?" He asked crossing his arms.

"You helped me not get crushed by canoes. I helped you not to get your face impacted with a can of beans." I said. "Your turn."

He laughed a little. "Touché."

"No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs." Heather protested.

"Beans, beans they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you." Owen sang. Before he finished Chris threw a can of beans at his head and Owen fell over.

"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." Chris said holding up a paintball gun. Wait. A paintball gun?

"Now that's more like it." Duncan said holding up his fist.

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"As long as I get to shoot something I'll be fine no matter what type of gun it is. Please let us be shooting at Courtney. Or even Heather. Please, please be Heather."

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"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked going up to Chris.

"Why yes Harold, it is." Chris said then shot a paintball at Harold.

"So we won't be killing anything?" Bridgette asked. Oh Bridgette and her animals.

"Negatory. This is the first ever, 'Paintball Deer Hunt'. I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods. So finish breaky."