Total Drama Island: Paige's Story

X-treme Torture

I woke up the next morning not as angry as I was last night, but still pretty pissed. I hadn't talked to Duncan since the whole woods thing. I also couldn't believe that he actually made Courtney something when she left! I mean technically, we're still together because we never really broke up.

I don't know I think I just need to talk to him. I guess I sort of over-reacted. Wait, what the hell am I saying? He's been flirting with Courtney for weeks, kissed her and then gave her a fucking gift?! Really.

But on a better note, Courtney, is gone! Yes. Alleluia, thank god that bitch fucking left. I couldn't be more happy in a horrible situation then I am now.

I pushed off my blanket and got changed to deal with todays challenge and with the challenge of Duncan. I stepped outside where Chris was flying this airplane.

Like I said and will continue to say, this show doesn't surprise me anymore. Just then Chris flew the airplane towards us. "Hit the deck!" Geoff yelled.

We all laid on the ground until Chris passed. "Are you seriously trying to kill us?! Again!" I shouted up to Chris.

"Just warming up your muscles for todays X-treme sports challenge!" Chris said through his megaphone.

I crossed my arms. With Chris I've learned that awesome means deadly and extreme means EXTREMELY deadly. Everyone came out of the cabins at this point. Duncan looked at me and then looked away and I did the same.

"This week, you'll participate in three challenges. First up, X-treme sofa bed sky diving!" Chris said excitedly.

Everyone just sort of stood their dead. "Contestants with plummet-uh-skydive to a waiting sofa bed target below." He explained.

A few springs popped out of the sofa. Chef jumped out of the airplane that was on the ground still and the sofa bed folded up with Chef inside of it.

"Of course you'll be skydiving from five thousand feet and using these." Chis threw us two parachutes that didn't look like they were in the best condition.

"Our lucky contestants are Trent and DJ!"

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"I'll bring you flowers at your funerals."

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"The second challenge is X-treme rodeo moose riding. Which will be preformed by Geoff and LeShawana." Chris said.

Neither of them didn't really seem to mind. Owen was talking to the moose and it kicked him in the face.

"The final challenge will be X-treme sea-doo water skiing! Without water!" Chris announced.

Heather immediately protested. "How are we supposed to water ski without any water?"

"It's really hard! Harold, you'll ski for Killer Bass and Lindsay for the Gophers. Now for the cool swag! Who ever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination and wins a tricked-out multi-massage mobile shower!" Chris screamed still using his megaphone.

Oh how bathing properly would be so nice for once. If you had any idea how bad these communal bathrooms smelled, you'd be grateful for a shower too. We need to win this challenge.

We all headed over to the beach where the first challenge was. Trent and DJ went into the plane while the rest of us stayed on the ground to move to sofa beds to catch them.

We couldn't really see when they dropped but we started pushing the sofa. Owen was sleeping on the other teams couch so I'm pretty sure we had this one.