the hammock (lashton au) hiatus

chapter 11

(Ashton's pov)

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time

I swing my hips to the beat of the song ringing around my kitchen.

I decided to make brownies because everyone loves brownies and I'm hungry.

To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)

I sing along loudly as I swivel my hips, pouring the batter in the pan before bending over to slide it in the oven. I always leave a little batter in the bowl to eat with my huge spoon while the brownies are baking. I set the timer on the oven before going back to the counter and wrapping the bowl in one arm. I grab the spoon and get really into the song to keep myself occupied while I wait for Luke and the brownies.

Till the sweat drip down my balls

Till all these bitches crawl

I shout messily around a mouthful of mix. I laugh as the spoon slips getting icings all over my nose.

(Luke's pov)

"So I just brought two because I-" I stop mid sentence, gaping at the sight in front of me.

I have just walked in on Ashton grinding back into his counter with one arm raised high in the air wielding a spoon and his other arm clutching a bowl. His eyes, now wide with shock, were closed and his head thrown back,singing along. He has chocolate all over his mouth and nose. Not to mention he has no pants on. We would be enveloped in an awkward silence if it weren't for the music still blaring from the stereo.

I blink at him and he just stares at me frozen in his spot.

After the initial shock, Ashton slides out a pink tongue, slowly licking a circle of chocolate. Revealing a smile on his face with a giggle. Thus, shattering the bubble of stilled space time continuum themed by Get Low we'd created around ourselves in the moment.

I scoff, shaking my head as I leave the kitchen. "You're so ridiculous."

His laugh rings through the house as I plop down on the couch. The music shuts off and I hear shuffling as he probably cleans the kitchen. I wait for him to emerge from the kitchen, face free of chocolate, before I put the movie in.

Well first I make Ashton go get his comforter then put the movie in and turn out all the lights. I cocoon myself in the comforter before holding out a corner for him to slide in.

"What makes you think I wanna get in?" He raises an eyebrow at me. He's trying to act as if he can tough out this movie without being held.

Alright then.

I wrap the end back around myself and reach to press play when the shrill scream of a timer cuts though the air. Ashton jumps up with squeal,

"My brownies are done." He claps before rushing into the kitchen like a girl. (A/n: i imagine george lopez as luke here and angie is ashton and this is George Lopez and just George's reactions I'm crying) I stand up shedding my comforter and follow.

"So when we're you planning on telling me you made brownies? I thought you were us a weirdo that grinds while eating chocolate on a...." I trail off as Ash bends over to get the brownies out of the stove. His ass pokes out a lot more in just boxers and I dart my tongue out to wet my dry lips. He's always had a girls ass, I've just never seen it so close and displayed before.

"-So am I forgiven?" He asks, spinning around with adorable oven mittens on and a tray full of brownie.

"I'm sorry what?" I swallow thickly. What's going on with me?

He gives me an exasperated look. "I said, I was going to tell you right after you had an "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about brownies" brownie."

I nod. "How convenient." I hop up on the counter and pull Ashton between my legs.

"We'll let's see it then. These brownies better be good. Or I'm adding being a bad cook to the punishment list." I grumble jokingly.

His eyes widen in false horror and he scrambles to get a brownie that won't burn him. I open my mouth and close my eyes.

He places a literal nugget of heaven in my mouth. I moan. It's so good.

"More." I say opening my mouth again and cracking one eye to see ashton smiling at me with an expression I can't place as he pops the rest of the the brownie in my mouth.

Once I saw a tumblr post that said a guys friend made brownies so good he got an erection and he had to rethink his life choices. This might be that moment.

I grip his shoulders.

"Ashton these brownies are so good I think im getting hard right now." He looks uncomfortable, so I push him out of the way hop down, moving the brownies to living room, and coming back to push him along.

When we get back to the couch ashton settles directly beside me but refuses to get under the blanket.

"Hey ash can you get the remote for me?"

"Yeah"

I watch as he reaches on all fours across to coffee table almost loosing his balance after I smack his ass swift and hard.

He plops back down beside me with a whimper, wriggling and hand into the back of his boxers to rub at his sore bum.

"One of these days I'm going to paddle you so hard youre ass is blue in a heat of rage and an unquenchable thirst for revenge." he speaks calmly, not even looking at me.

I always tease ashton about his arse. He's got the arse of a girl and he's used to me grabbing at it and smacking it playfully. When we first started hanging out he'd get so mad and yell about it but now he's knows im just "yankin his chain".

"Well until that day comes, Mr.Irwin, I'd like to start the film before 2034" I settle into the couch.

"Whatever."

He hits the play button and tosses the remote down, settling as well. I grab another brownie and decide its probably within my greatest favour to ignore the uncomfortable feeling of being half hard over food.

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Sorry this is really short.

(also I just realised in chapter 9 I said there'd be drama in 10 but there wasn't I got ahead of myself so next chapter i'll try.

I have a feeling this book will be way longer than I planned.)

thanks to SS_Larry98 for the new cover. I love her so much

OH AND A HUGE THANK YOU FOR 1K READS AND 2OO HUNDRED VOTES YOU GUYS ARE SO WONDERFUL I NEVER THOUGHT THIS STORY WOULD GET MORE THAN LIKE 100 AT BEST

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pps sorry ik I try and respond to all comments but sometimes it won't let me so I'm not ignoring anyone I promise

ppps I'm back from Texas and my mom got me a bass guitar for my birthday I love her