🦄Texts He Sends🦄

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What-

~"what's red and hard?"
"What?"
"a brick."
"? I don't get it?"
"EXACTLY"

~"am I pretty?"
"the prettiest boy in the world!"
"nah Chris Pratt is"
"OMG HE TOTALLY IS THO ASDFGHJKL"
"YOURE DATING ME!!!"

~"why was the old man on the floor?"
"...why?"
"because he fell"
"...These jokes aren't funny"
"THEYRE HILARIOUS!"

~"is my butt big?"
"Why?"
"because all the other boys have big butts, I want one too!"
"Aww Finny! You don't have to have a big butt to be the best boy in the world!"
"ARE YOU SAYING I DONT HAVE A BIG BUTT😫😫😫"

~"hey"
"What?"
"dang im just trying to say hi to the love of my life"
"Sorry baby, I'm just not having a great day"
"would cuddles make it better?"
"Cuddles sound amazing 😘"

~"what's black and white and runs like a horse?"
"A zebra?"
"yup"
"...I'm breaking up with you"
"BABY NO!"

~"why are you so amazing?"
"Idk, maybe cause I'm with the most perfect guy in the world?"
"I'm only perfect because I'm with the sweetest most caring, loving, happy, sensitive, romantic person in the world 🥰"
"Aww! Finny!"
"I love you baby~"
"I love you more~"
"IN YOUR DREAMS (L/N) I LOVE YOU WAY MORE"
"FIGHT ME WOLFHARD IM LOVING YOU THE MOST!!!"

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Hey everyone! Thanks for 300 reads! This is amazing and I'm so happy and grateful to y'all! I hope all of you have amazing days. And if you don't, I hope this message brightens it up a bit :)
-J.A.

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