THE BATTLE OF WAKANDA WAS GETTING INTENSE. YOU FELT LIKE U WERE GOING TO PASS OUT FROM ALL OF THE FIGHTING.
THEN, SEEMINGLY OUT OF NO WHERE, THERE HE WAS. A BIG OL 10FT LOLLIPOP. YOU WERE LIKE "MMM OKAY I DIG THAT SHIT." HE HAD KIND OF A STUPID ASS OUTFIT, BUT YOU DIDN'T MIND. IT WAS, AFTER ALL, WHAT WAS UNDERNEATH IT THAT MATTERED.
"I'M GOING TO FIGHT U" SAID THE GUY. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA FIGHT AND UR NOT GONNA GIVE ME UR NAME? K."
THE PURPLE HUNK BLINKED. "I AM THANOS, CONQUEROR OF WORLDS AND DESTROYER OF-" "OKAY IDC ABOUT THAT." YOU SAID, LOUDLY. "YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN FIGHTING??" HE SHOOK HIS HEAD. "BEING IN LOV UWU."
HE WAS SILENT, AND THEN REPLIED "LMAO YEAH UR RIGHT." "YEAH I'M ALWAYS RIGHT."
Y'ALL STAYED THERE LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE, TALKING, AND GETTING CLOSE TO HIM. YOU REALIZED THAT HE WAS A GOOD PERSON, AND THAT HE WAS MORE THAN JUST LOOKS. HE ALSO WAS KINDA RIGHT ABT THE WHOLE HALF OF THE UNIVERSE THING.
THEN, THE AVENGERS CAME. STEVE SAID "OH MY GOD Y/N WHAT THE FUCK??? UR SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING HIM." UR FACE BECAME RED WITH ANGER AND YOU REPLIED "IF UR ALLOWED TO BE WITH THAT FROZEN METAL GREASE BALL U CALL A BOYFRIEND, THEN WHY CAN'T I BE WITH THANOS!!!"
".... BECAUSE HE'S EVIL YOU DUMB BITCH." YOU PUNCHED HIM "SHUT UP U USED TO BE A TWINK."
THANOS TOOK YOUR SHOULDER AND SAID TO YOU "IT'S OKAY, MY LUV, WE CAN BE TOGETHR, PERHAPS WHEN I SNAP-"
"WHEN YOU SNAP WHAT," STEVE SAID, INTERRUPTING THE MAN OF UR DREAMS, "UR NECK WHEN I START BEATING U UP?"
"WOW OKAY RUDE." THANOS SNAPPED BACK AT HIM. "OKAY BABE I'M GONNA FIGHT THESE LOSER NOW SEE U IN TEN MINUTES TOPS."
THEN, HE WENT TO GO FIGHT THEM.
AND YOU NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN; AT LEAST, NOT FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
