ALL OF UR FRIENDS R DEAD, AND THE ONES THAT R ALIVE HATE U. YOU TOLD THEM THAT U WERE NEVER GONNA STOP BEIN IN LOV WITH THANOS, SO THEY KICKED U OUT. OMG RUDE.
YOU LIVED IN A DINGY APARTMENT WITH UR CAT FOR ABOUT A YEAR, UNTIL U HEARD A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. YOU OPENED IT TO REVEAL A GUY IN A RED HOODIE HOLDING A PIZZA BOX
"UR PIZZA IS HERE." YOU STARED AT HIM. "I DIDN'T ORDER ANY PIZZA." "OH YEAH LOL THAT MAKES SENSE." HE TOOK THE HOOD OFF HIS HEAD AND WAS REVEALED TO BE THANOS, THE LUV OF UR LIFE.
"OMG I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS U!! I MISSED U!!" "I'M LIKE 100FT TALL HOW DID U NOT KNOW IT WAS ME?" YOU JUST STARED AT HIM AND LET HIM IN. LMAO UR SO STUPID.
"I MISSED U" U STARED AT HIM WITH HEART EYES. "U ALREADY SAID THAT." "UGH I LOVE HOW U JUST KNOW THINGS."
Y'ALL BASICALLY JUST WATCHED DIDNEY MOVES, UNTIL HE WAS LIKE "GLABBA GOO, SHACK DOO?" OH YEAH U KNEW WHAT THAT MEANT.
Y'ALL WENT UNDER THE BED AND STARTED KICKING EACH OTHER AND HEARTS STARTED FLYING OUT THE BED, AND THE PLUMBOB EXPLODED. Y'ALL RESTED FOR LIKE 13 HOURS BC THAT SHIT BRING DOWN YOUR ENERGY BAR. THIS CAUSED U TO EAT AT 3:00 AM.
WHEN U WOKE UP TONY AND STEVE KNOCK AT UR DOOR. "WE KNO HE'S HERE." SAID TONY, WHO PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THE DISASTER HE IS. "AND WHAT R U GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" "UHH, BEAT HIM UP." REPLIED STEVE.
"DON'T BEAT UP MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!" STEVE GOT IN UR FACE LIKE Y'ALL WAS ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE AVENGERS COMPOUND. "HE KILLED MY BOYFRIEND YOU TWAT." UR FACE TWISTED UP "WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A U PROBLEM."
SO, TO MAKE A LONG STORY RLLY SHORT, YOU DIDN'T STICK A WHOLE BAG OF JELLYBEANS UP UR ASS BUT U AND THANOS RAN AWAY TOGETHER.
AND U LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
THE END <3___<3
