IT'S OK IF IT'S YOU

WHEN A MAN'S GOTTA EAT

RED FLAG THINGY!!!

A/N:  I'M BEGINNING TO HATE PUTTING FLAGS LIKE THIS BUT I HAD PROMISED SO BE IT...

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Phana was stripping in the room that he had stayed in Arthit's house to take a well-needed shower. Kong had taken Arthit to his room after their binge on the ice-cream just now and Phana's heart felt uneasy as he now knew the face of the threat that was looming above Arthit's head. Shit! He had a knack for reading people and whence he saw that face he knew immediately this will be one nasty business.

He was standing at the middle of the room contemplating this when his bedroom door opened and Wad walked in. Phana blinked, not sure if his eyes were playing tricks on him. Wad walked up to the muscular man hesitantly.

"I ..don't see any bruises, anywhere," Wad said in a low voice almost accusingly. Phana blinked and compressed his lips. He was trying hard not to chuckle. My God! What an endearing man. Phana held his hands together under the shirt he just removed to stop himself from crushing this man into his embrace.

"Emm.. well, it might be at the place where the sun never shine.." Phana said with a fake shy voice. He saw the charming man suddenly blinked and his face suffuse with a tinge of pink. Phana almost loses his resolve but very slowly took a deep breath to calm his wildly beating heart.

"Since you look fine, I'll just go.," Wad said and made a break for the door but Phana's words stopped him on his tracks.

"You're afraid of me, baby boy?" Phana asked taunting the other man. He saw Wad's shoulders straighten and he twirl around eyes flashing at the smirking doctor.

"Do I look like a chicken to you," Wad hissed, positively annoyed at the exasperating man.

"Chicken? No... more like... finely seasoned... Bratwurst? That's German sausage..very yummy," Phana said obscenely smacking his lips together all the while holding Wad's eyes with his. He saw Wad's face turned absolutely red even his ears and down to his neck.

Wad was stunned, the nerve of this big pervert. Wad wanted to bolt out of the room that instant but to his horror, the annoying idiot walked past him and locked the damn door!

Phana walked back to Wad and stood right in front of him and crossed his arms boring his eyes on him. Wad's heart was thundering like a raging storm just about then. He gulped, trying not to fidget.

"You walked in here, all on your own... but leaving? That's not your call to make, baby boy." Phana drawl, smirking blatantly. He was actually tapping his feet much to aggravate the other man even more.

"You can't keep me in here against my will," Wad said testily. Really Wad? Is that all you can say? Wad cursed himself for feeling like a jittery school girl.

"Who said it's against your will?" Phana asked raising one eyebrow in a challenge. Wad inhale deeply, feeling his hackles rising up at the dare.

"Oh and locking the door isn't?" Wad said, squinting his eyes at the other man, crossing his own arms across his chest.

"You want someone to walk in here while we're.. wrestling each other?" Phana almost burst out laughing when the word wrestling reaches the other man. Wad was gaping at him with wide eyes. For the life of him, Wad was so turned on by this situation that it struck him dumb.

"You are the most... annoying, exasperating, irritating pervert..." Wad said angrily when Pha cut him off.

"So how are we going to do this.. the hard way or the kinky way?" Phana smirked highly amused on how this man going to react to his insinuation. He saw the other man eyed him but Phana couldn't read his expression at that moment. Then to his surprise, Wad smirked.