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*durin car ride*

Roc:Prince what the hell happened to u!?

Prince:*looks at Nala*Nothin...👀

Yn:Nothin my ass!U know Nala whooped yo ass😂😂

Nala:Yn stfu

Roc:NIGGAAAA!!U let her man-hatin ass beat u up?

Prince:*nods*She wanted $500 but I wouldn't give it to her at 1st so she beat me up

Yn:Punkass.

Nala:Well u wouldn't've caught dat ass whoopin if u hadda just gave it to me witout question

Prince:U ask for too much witcho expensive ass!

Nala:Say sumthin else!!*raises hand*I fuckin dare u-.-

Prince:AHHHHH!!NOOOOO!*slides over to Roc*

Roc:Nigga if u don't back yo ass up I'mma beat yo ass too!!

Yn:AIGHT STAWP!!!We at Roc's house anyway so Roc adios muchacha!Getcho yo ass out my car

Roc:Bye y'all

Prince:WAIT!!Roc can I stay over for a lil while?Plzzzzz😁

Roc:Ok fine shit.

Prince:YAYY!!!!Bye y'all!

Yn,Nala:*drives off*

*15 mins later*

Prince:I'm so glad I got away from Nala for a lil bit!!Ugh she gets on my nerves sumtimes

Roc:Yeah tell me bout it!!

Prince:She makes me wanna go back to the way I was😔

*phone rings & Roc picks it up*

Roc:Hello?

Desiree:WHERE MY MONEY AT NIGGA!!!???

Roc:Ah hell nah!!!Bitcj I ain't givin u shit til I get a fuckin DNA test!!

Desiree:Well then u goin back 2 jail til u give me my money muhfucka!!!

Roc:CALL THE PO PO HOE!!CALL THE FUCKIN PO PO IDGAF!!!!!BITCH MY GRANNY MADEA WILL COME BUSS A CAP IN DAT ASS!!

Desiree:Ain't nobody scared of that heffa!Call her big ass up then!!

Roc:Bye bitch & fuck dat lil darkskin ass nigga dat ain't mine!*hangs up*

Prince:Damn bruh😳

Roc:She can go 2 hell*grabs 2 beers from the fridge*

*7 beers & 2hrs later*

Roc,Prince:*laughin*

Prince:*slurrin*I needa dump Nala & find sum1 to treat me right!

Roc:Yeah u needa go back to that secret u got lol

Prince:Lemme tell u another secret😏.....I had a crush on u b4

Roc:Fr?!Omgg lemme u sum10 my secret is that...i wore makeup once & I thought I was gay

Prince:Cool!*stumbles on Roc*

Roc:Watcha self damn!Witcho fat ass!

Prince:*Iggy voice* U wishin u could bite it ehh?😏😉

Roc:Nigga plz😂

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