Dysfunctional

Here we go pt.1

EJ's POV

I swear to God it's always sum bullshit happenin wit Prince,Nala or Roc.So Yn lemme know what happened wit them so I'm omw to pick up Dre,Ray Ray & Tinashe.

*15 mins later*

Dre:Thx for pickin us up cuz I heard Yn knocked the hell outta Nala's crazy ass!😂😂

Ray:DAYUM!!!Frfr?I ain't think Yn had it in her.

Tinashe:Well I hope Prince is ok.

EJ:Yeah...*pulls into Yns driveway*

Yn:*opens the door*Hey y'all

Ray:Hey Yn*looks at Prince*GODDAMN!BRUH YO ASS LOOK LIKE RIHANNA WHEN BREEZY BEAT DAT ASS!!!

Prince:Yeah no shit😒

Roc:Y'all ain't gon acknowledge I'm here huh?

Dre:Nigga I see yo ghetto ass!Shit u ain't that damn important.

Tinashe:So wait where Nala at tho?

Yn:Laid out on her front yard...

Ray:& u just left her there?!See u askin for her crazy ass daddy & uncles to come for y'all's ass😂

Prince:Oh shit...😰

Roc:Don't worry yo.Imma have a cap foe they ass💯

Prince:Thx but they ain't worth goin to jail over

Ray:Exactly & NIGGAAAA U KNOW U AINT GON BUSS SHIT!Yo ass just talkin that bullshit cuz u know u a soft muhfucka like Prince

Roc:Watch it nigga!😠I can fuck yo ass up foe talkin dat shit nigga

Ray:Yeah😒Says the lil ass boy who screamed like white bitch a few yrs ago

*e/b looks at Roc*

Roc:Ray stfu that was cuz I pinched myself hard😣

Dre:Can we plz talk bout sumthin else plz!?

Yn:Yeah let's talk bout-gco by phone ringin-

*Phone convo*

Yn:Hello?

???:*baby cryin in background*Shhhhh

Yn:HEL FUCKIN LO?!

???:Bitch don't come off like that I was tryna calm Roc's baby down!So is Roc there or nah?

Yn:Desihoe?!Oh hell nah u gotta stop wit this bullshit!!

Desihoe:Heffa put Roc on this muhfuckin phone!

Yn:I will cuz i ain't got time for yo ignorant ass!*shouts to Roc*AYE ROC COME GETCHO BABY MAMA ON THE GODDAMN PHONE!

*in the background*Roc:Tell her stank pussy ass I ain't here

Yn:Well hoe Roc ain't here so wtf u wanna tell him?

Desihoe:Tell him I book us a DNA test on Maury 2marra to prove that Royal Blue August is his baby!!

Yn:Hold up....U named that baby after a fuckin color in the 64 pack crayon box wit it's sharpener?😂😂😆U a basic ratchet ass hoe!

Desihoe:BYE U FUCKIN SLUT!!*slams the phone*

Roc:What the bitch say?

Yn:She said y'all gon be on Maury 2morrow to get a DNA test for Royal

E/b:😂😂😂😂sumbody gon be embarrassed

Roc:All y'all stfu!Shit that lil depressed ass baby ain't mine!

Ray:Then why was u there for his birth?

Roc:Why that baby look like yo bro Day Day?

Ray:At least he went on Maury to prove it wasn't his!

Prince:Roc how tf did u even sleep wit that loose pussy havin hoe when u coulda had a bad bitch like me!😒

E/b:Nigga say whet?

Prince:Nothin👀

*Tinashe's phone rings*

Tinashe:Hello?

Mya:Gurl y'all gotta get ready cuz Nala & her ppl lookin for y'all & Prodigy told them where y'all was at but why they lookin for y'all

Tinashe:Aw shit here we go...*explains what happen*& tell Prod I'mma fuck him up for tellin them!

Mya:Don't worry but y'all get outta there & go to Prince's house & we'll meet u there.

Tinashe:Aight