Oh Lawdddddd

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*6am Monday*
Yn:*still sleep*
Dre:*kisses u til u wake up*
Yn:*giggles* Gm boo😘
Dre:Buenos días hermoso(good mornin beautiful)
Yn:What time is it?
Dre:6am
Yn:😑Ugh I'm goin back to sleep
Dre:Yeah me too
*meanwhile*
Prince:*honks horn*Come on Roc u gonna be late for ur meeting!
Roc:Aight nigga damn!*hops in the car*I was brushin my teeth!
Prince:Well I guess that's a necessity cuz I can see it pays off😊*lookin at his teeth*
Roc:😕Yeah ok just take me to the recording studio dawg
Prince:Who in the hell is Ur producer?!😂😂U can't rap worth shit!
Roc:His name is Chris & yeah I can rap nigga!
Prince:Then rap right now
Roc:Aight....I GOT DOGS THAT GETCHA DICK BITE! I -gco
Prince:Oh hellllllll nahhhhh shutup that shit sound terrible!
Roc:Shit just drive
*20 mins later*
Prince:*pulls up*Bye Roc
Roc:✌️

*1hr later*

Roc

Roc:Yo thx for the session bruh
Chris:Anytime Roc*leaves the room*
Roc:*takes car keys off the table*

*outside*

Roc:*gets in bmw*SWEET!!!!!*calls Prince*
Prince:Hola muchacha!!!
Roc:Aye Prince,I don't need u to pick me up I got a ride
Prince:Ok so who givin u a ride?
Roc:Uh...I got my own so bye*hangs up*
Prince:Wai-gco Damn
Roc:Now where can I go?....*phone rings*Yo waddup
Chris:ROC I KNOW U GOT MY GODDAMN BMW!!!U BETTA BRING IT BACK OR YO ASS GOIN TO JAIL MUHFUCKA!!!
Roc:Yeah yeah whateva nigga...imma return it but not today😂😂😂*hangs up*
Chris:U MUTHA-gco
Roc:*drives to Chi's house*

*A month later at LA County Jail*

Cop:Ur free to go Ms.Wayans
Nala:Thx*starts shoutin*DADDY IMMA BAIL U OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!
Keenan:AIGHT IMMA MISS U GURL!!!😞
Nala:*calls EJ*
EJ:*answers*Hello?
Nala:Hi EJ...um it's me,Nala
EJ:Oh Lawd(/.-)Girl what u want?
Nala:I'm at the county jail & I need a ride
EJ:Promise me U won't be causin mess wit me or my friends dammit!
Nala:I promise & imma changed person I swear!
EJ:Mhmm😒
Nala:Honestly!While I was here I got psychiatric help & meds to cope wit the bipolar
EJ:Ughhh....ok fine I'll be there in 10
Nala:😊Aww Thx!*hangs up*Roc?👋
Roc:Oh hell nah!Don't tell me u gettin out?
Nala:Yes & EJ comin to pick me up
Roc:Mhmm ok & don't be startin shit
Nala:I won't Cuz I'm a changed person & why are u here?
Roc:Mhmm😒 & I'm here Cuz that bitch Desihoe wanted more child support but every damn time I see her she got her hair done well so I'll be outta here by Xmas
Nala:Mhmm well have fun😊
Roc:Whateva

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