EJ:Who was that?
Tinashe:Mya.She said Nala & her peeps on they way ova here so we gotta get ready right now.Prince we gtg to ur house cuz Mya & Prod gon meet us there just in case Nala comes for us.
Prince:¡Oh no! Ellos no están a punto de vencer a mi culo!(oh hell no!They are not about to beat my ass!)
Roc:Nigga I gotchu covered wit my 9mm glock!🔫Plus u know I can call my granny Madea
Dre:I got my swords n shit plus ik martial arts!& my sis str8 up west side gangsta so we good
Ray:Fuck the martial arts but I got my 100 yr old horsewhip so I can hit they ass from a distance
Tinashe:I got my blade🔪
Yn:I got my 357 magnum,compound bow,machete,spiked nigga stick,rifle,bb gun, & metal pole so I wish them niggas would!!Btw Prince u can use my crossbow
E/b:😦 DAYUM GURL U PACKIN LIKE THAT?!
Yn:Damn right
EJ:& I got prayers sent to Jesus cuz ain't no way in H-E-double hockey sticks I'mma be involved wit this so I'm out.Besides Prince call ur moms cousins cuz ik they MS-13
Prince:True so let's get outta here
*meanwhile at Prince's house*
Prince:*sitting in the corner cryin & mumbling to himself*
Roc:Dafuq is wrong wit dat nigga?😕
Dre:He paranoid asf wit his punkass😂
Prince:ITS NOT FUNNY DRE!Usted maldito blanco mirando cracka culo!(You fuckin white lookin ass cracka!)IM SCARED AS HELL!
Dre:Look here nigga I told yo ass b4 that I'm BLACK!!!Nigga my dad white but I act blacker than yo Blexican ass😒
Ray:OOOOHHH Prince u just got dissed!😂
Prod:Ik u ain't talkin wit yo girly lookin ass😠
Ray:& ik damn well u ain't talkin witcho fucked up acne face!Nigga sitcho short black ass down b4 I make change!
Mya:Hey no hablo con mi bebé de esa manera hijo de puta voy a vencer a tu culo hasta que la carne blanca espectáculo negro! Y definitivamente no me hagas arrebatar su armadura fuera!(Hey don't talk to my baby that way motherfucker I will beat your ass till the white meat show nigga!And definitely don't make me snatch your weave out!)
Ray:Bitch please💁
Prod:Bae it's cool just chill*sits down*
Mya:Idgaf!!!nigga imma go ghetto & Latino on his ass son!
Roc:Heffa chill u ain't gon do shit.
Mya:Nigga U ain't even payin yo damn child support so shut yo burnt macaroni head lookin ass up
Roc:Gurl Im hood💯 out chea!
Mya:Nigggaaaaaaa say I'm hood again!*raises hand* imma slap the shit outchu!
Prince:WILL YALL STOP?!!GODDAMN!!
Yn:Righ-gco by gunshots outside-OH SHIT DUCK!!
Roc:*looks out the window*ITS NALA & HER DAD!!
Nala:PRINCE I LOVED YO ASS & U GON DUMP ME?!?YN U WERE A TRUE FRIEND BUT U JUST GON LAY ME OUT ON MY MUHFUCKIN GRASS?!!?OH HELL NAH*throws multiple blades thru the window*
Dre:Sumbody gotta do sumthin quick cuz this bitch bout to kill our ass!
Yn:I'll do sum-gco by gunshot hittin her-AAAAAHHHHH SHIT!!!
Dre:YNNNN!!!
Tinashe:Oh fuck nah hold up!*throws blades at Keenan*
Keenan:*blade hits his arm*OWWWWWW GODDDAMNN!!!
Nala:DADDDDYYY!😱
Keenan:* shoots off a piece of Prince's hair*
Prince:AAAAAHAHHHHH MY HAIR!!!*passes out😓
Yn:No this niggga didnt!Prince wake yo ass up!*shoots compound bow at Keenan's weapon*
Keenan:*drops his weapon*
Prod:Let's rush em!!!!
E/b:*Rushes them*
Roc:*points gun at Nala*U know....U gotta lotta bullshit wit yo crazy ass & I should just blow yo ass away but Imma let u & ur dad live
Dre:*punches Keenan*Thats for shootin Yn!!
Prod:*slaps Nala*THATS FOR SCRATCHIN MY FUCKIN CAR DOOR!
Roc:*kicks Keenan in the face*THATS FOR SHOOTIN UP PRINCE PLACE!
Yn:*spittin up blood then punches Nala*Thats for fuckin over Prince*stumbles then collapses*
Dre:OMG Yn!!We gotta get her to a hospital now!
Tinashe:Yeah ok.Keenan & Nala,y'all can leave
*police arrives*
Ray:Oh fuck it's the popo!Its the popo I ain't goin to jail*runs in the house*
Roc:Aww shit we goin to jail
Mya:No we not but they are!*goes to explain what happen to the cops*
Police:Alright we got nuff outta y'all.Lets go u two*cuffs Nala & Keenan*
*meanwhile at the hospital*
Yn:Dre I love u i swear to God i do!
Dre:I love u too😊 & when we get outta here um...maybe...well...can I-gco-
Yn:Take me out on a date?Yes😄
Dre:Ok cool
Yn:*leans in & kisses him*
Ray:*comes out from behind the curtain*Y'all love birds shoulda been together all this damn time
Yn & Dre:RAY RAY GETCHO EAVESDROPPING ASS OUTTA HERE!!
Roc:*peeps from behind curtain*Ray I told ur ass to be quiet now we gotta leave...shit!
Yn:Oooh y'all nosy as hell!
Ray:Well we tellin the others anyway*goes outside the room & tells the others*
Dre:Anyway Yn,the doc said you'll be out 2morrow
Roc:Well bye I'm gone cuz I gotta go on Maury 2morrow wit Desithots fishy ass😒
Yn & Dre:Aight bye
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Dysfunctional
Fanfiction(COMPLETED) Hey guys this is gonna be a wild story wit twists,turns,& dysfunctional drama so sit back & enjoy
