(( ~ R.I.P. Robin Williams. ~ ))
Scotland: Here's mai idea for a fucking sport. I knock a ball in a golpher hole. :3
Wales: Oh, you mean like pool?
Scotland: Fuck of pool! D:< Not with a straight stick, but with a little fucked up stick! I wack a ball, it goes in a golpher hole. c:
Wales: Oh, you mean like croquet?
Scotland: FUCK CROQUET. I PUT THE HOLE HUNDREDS OF YARDS AWAY! OH FUCKER YAH! BIG HOLE THERE! OH YAH WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Wales: Oh, like a bowling pin?
Scotland: FUCK NO! It's the next thing, I PUT SHIT IN THE WAY! LIKE TREES AND BUSHES AND HIGH GRASS! SO YOU CAN LOOSE YERE FUCKING BALL! >:3 AND GO WHACKING AWAY WITH A FUCKING TIRE IRON! WHACKING AWAY AND EACH TIME YA MISS YA FEEL LIKE YE'RE GONNA HAVE A STROKE! FUCK, THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT! A STROKE! 'CAUSE EVERYTIME YA MISS YA FEEL LIKE YE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! OH HERE'S THE GREAT PART, OR FUCK THIS IS BRILLIANT! BRIGHTEN YOUR END UP WITH A FLAT PIECE WITH A LITTLE FLAG TO GIVE YA FUCKING HOPE. BUT THEN I'LL PUT A POOL AND SANDBOX TO FUCK WITH YER BALL AGAIN! I HOPE YOU LIKE SAND IN YER ASS JERKING AWAY AT THE SAND AHA!
Wales: Oh, and you do this one time?
Scotland: FUCK NO! 18 FUCKING TIMES! >:D
