Choromatsu: *smiling sly* oh this is bad and good at the same time
Ichimatsu: *smiles evily* yeah we got a little bitch in a room lock up
Osomatsu: How can you guys act so sadistic while our clothes is backwards?
Karamatsu: Jyushimatsu have to wear a dog ears headband
Jyushimatsu: Bark! Bark!
Molly: *barks*
Luna: *barks*
Brownie: *barks*
Osomatsu: We got four police dogs now
Choromatsu: Shut up and cry like a baby right now
Ichimatsu: You got one minute now cry like the bitch you are
Osomatsu: *crys a little* i don't like two sadistic brothers.... *falls down and starts rolling on the ground crying* i don't like it! I want normal brothers! I hate you! And you! *crys harder*
Ichimatsu and Choromatsu: *chuckles*
Karamatsu: Um....
Ichimatsu: What? You don't like how we did it
Choromatsu: Maybe you should go sing your heart in the backyard maggot
Karamatsu: I'm not a maggot....
Ichimatsu: Oh right you a shitty painful bitch *take out a jumping bat* now go in the back or you going to get like a horse or a bitch
Karamatsu: Is the kind whip crop they use?
Choromatsu: Oh you want to be hit with my nightstick?
Karamatsu: I'm going to the back *runs*
Ichimatsu: Come on doggies we going to hear him sing *follows*
Choromatsu: Yeah come on now *follows*
Jyushimatsu: *runs* bark!
Dogs: *follows him*
Osomatsu: *walks after them* wait for me....
Karamatsu: ....
Ichimatsu: Well sing
Choromatsu: What song are you doing?
Karamatsu: Oh princess of the far side of the moon
Choromatsu: Okay play it
Ichimatsu: *plays it*
Choromatsu: Good but painful
Ichimatsu: Yeah *hold up a candle* let me burn him with hot wax
Karamatsu: No next dare!
Osomatsu: Ichimatsu....turn...
Ichimatsu: *walk inside and seat down smirking* hurry up and blindfold me
Jyushimatsu: Wait Choromatsu and Osomatsu should hold hands for the next two dares! Bark!
Osomatsu: ....
Choromatsu: *hold his hand out* come on
Osomatsu: Hell no i have a lady and not doing that dare wih a crazy frog
Choromatsu: Just fucking do it!
Osomatsu: *grab his hand* Gemuri...Hitsumi...help...
Choromatsu: Someone blindfold the trashy cat
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Osomatsu-san Truth or Dare
FanfictionHello everyone ladies and gentlemen I would like to welcome you all to the first annual truth or dare event featuring the matsuno brothers let's welcome them Osomatsu: hello my lovely fans but mostly the ladies I'm Osomatsu Matsuno the first eldes...