Osomatsu-san Truth or Dare

Spend time with the anti

Angel: Oh hell no

Osomatsu: What's wrong? Is it me?

AntiOso: Or me?

Angel: *runs out of the house* 6 is only enough!

AntiOso: Oh she left

Osomatsu: Yep

AntiOso: So how is the job?

Osomatsu: Good what about yours?

AntiOso: Good but i seeing my cute Ichimatsu working

Osomatsu: Haha ugh....

AntiOso: So you wanna know all the stuff that's not killing stalking with your girl?

Osomatsu: Yes!

AntiOso: Ok so when you alone and she starts acting clingy and/or pervy you have to make her relax with the head pats or by using your fingers for ***************** and then you ***************

Osomatsu: Oh you curl the fingers and then get lower for **************** and then i have to ************

AntiOso: No but kinda if you want her to obey like a dog wearing the collar that's when you ***************  when she had her bare back on your chest then you ************* and after that you ***************

Osomatsu: Oh i have to ************* when her back is to me

AntiOso: Yes  and don't forget the ass to

Osomatsu: Ok thanks for telling me

AntiOso: Your welcome but you not going to use any of them anyway

Osomatsu: Damn it but are you a yandere for Hitsumi and your brothers?

AntiOso: *grins creepy* why are you asking that? ~ Is it because i told you some people i kill?~

Osomatsu: Oh um.....n-no....

AntiOso: Good now don't tell anybody that might put me in jail ~

Osomatsu: .....ok sure....other me....

With the Karamatsus

Karamatsu: *leaning on the bridge wearing his sunglasses and his leather jacket* so you are my other self?

AntiKara: *does a fake smile* yes i am my cool other me

Karamatsu: Uh...what happened to the other side of you?

AntiKara: Hm? What do you mean?

Karamatsu: You were full of anger and angst when we first met and when we alone to

AntiKara: It's not your fucking business

Karamatsu: Huh?

AntiKara: I only put with the happy nice act cause i don't want to the others to only three of them knows but the rest doesn't know

Karamatsu: U-um ok....

AntiKara: Also i want them all dead i really hate them and myself even other people but mostly them i know some people been saying "be careful what you wish for" and "be careful what you say" in the you might get it phrase but true is those phrases are a load of shit

Karamatsu: ....

AntiKara: Huh? You feel better asking or worried about it?

Karamatsu: No...i regret to talk about it....

With the Choromatsus

AntiChoro: Other me do you have any ships?

Choromatsu: Uh no

AntiChoro: Well i do! And it's Osokara, Osohit, and Karaishi!

Choromatsu: Huh?

AntiChoro: Oh you confused about the last two it's Osomatsu x Hitsumi and Karamatsu x Ishiko

Choromatsu: Ok...

AntiChoro: My main one is still Osokara for years! They are so great together!

Choromatsu: .....

AntiChoro: It's an amazing ship like the other two but that one is the best i want to be with them two!

Choromatsu: ....um...what about the other brothers?

AntiChoro: The younger ones can to hell especially Todomatsu if they get close to them i will beat them till they understand

Choromatsu: ....bye *walks away fast*

AntiChoro: Huh?! Wair for me! *starts walking up to him*

Choromatsu: Nope! *starts running*

AntiChoro: Wait other me i didn't tell you about the other ships! *runs after him*

With the Ichimatsus

Ichimatsu: *petting  a cat*

AntiIchi: *stares at it* so cute

Ichimatsu: You wanna pet it?

AntiIchi: No i don't want to touch it!

Ichimatsu: Huh? But you love cats

AntiIchi: I do but i don't want to touch them no telling what's been on them and what they walk on

Ichimatsu: ..... *throws a bag of candy to him*

AntiIchi: *catches it* free candy!

Ichimatsu: *then light up some firecrackers*

AntiIchi: *runs away screams* mini bombs!

Ichimatsu: *smirks laughing*

With the Jyushimatsus

AntiJyushi: What the hell are you doing?

Jyushimatsu: Setting up a practice pole for baseball like throwing and hitting

AntiJyushi: I hate baseball

Jyushimatsu: *gasp* why?!

AntiJyushi: Because it's stupid and lame also boring

Jyushimatsu: Well what do you wanna do?

AntiJyushi: *puts him in a choke hold and put his arm behind him doing a sinister smile* how about we fucking do MMA fights then! Some real fighting not fake fights like wrestling!

Jyushimatsu: Ah! I give! I give! I give! I give!

AntiJyushi: Hehehehe

Jyushimatsu: Huh? You still holding me *tears up* but i say that i give up!

*With the Todomatsus*

Todomatsu: .....

AntiTodo:  .....

Todomatsu: So *drinks some coffee* you like the observer in the shadows

AntiTodo: *nods*

Todomatsu: And you barely talk to strangers but not to people you know

AntiTodo: To people i know...i do it half the time...

Todomatsu: Oh uh....ok....

AntiTodo: .....

Todomatsu: So what about the crowds like the cons and concerts also Black Fridays or some other stuffs?

AntiTodo: Panic attacks

Todomatsu: ....

AntiTodo: Yeah....

Todomatsu: Um...i'm ending this here...

AntiTodo: Bye...

Todomatsu: .....