Secret agent Oso-matsu

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Osomatsu: *sitting in his car* joke title! Joker title bitch!

Karamatsu: *playing on his electric guitar* YAY A JOKE

Ichimatsu: We a bunch of tough scary spies guys

Jyushimatsu: We are tough spies!

Choromatsu: Yep

Todomatsu: *sitting in his pink car* hmm

Ichimatsu: Oh is Totty upset by this

Todomatsu: Offensive! You all being offensive!

Osomatsu: We not cause we having fun! Again!

Karamatsu: Let's go spy in the sea!

Jyushimatsu: And in space!

Choromatsu: Or in bars and casinos

Osomatsu: Yep! And concerts!

*the clones walks up wearing their mafia clothes*

Otsumatsu: Yeah so much fun

Karumamatsu: *sighs* yep

Ichimatsu: Why you didn't wear the white mafia outfit?

Shishimatsu: i like the black and purple one better

Ichimatsu: Hmm that's my second best outfit for the mafia

Kyoromatsu: Where's Toramatsu?

Kuchimatsu: I don't know

Todomatsu: Hehehe you guys think this funny....

Osomatsu: Huh?

Karamatsu: Totty?

Todomatsu: You guys wanna know something....well...

Toramatsu: *sits up in the passenger sit and plays a music*

Osomatsu: .....

Otsumatsu: .....

Choromatsu: Wait uh....

Todomatsu: *starts driving fast* Toramatsu hit the button!

Toramatsu: Ok! *hit it and missiles luncher appear*

Karumamatsu: Oh shit!

Kyoromatsu: Wait hold on we all will died!

Choromatsu: Yeah don't do it!

Jyushimatsu: Stop Totty!

Todomatsu: FIRE!

*everyone start running screaming*

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*everyone start running screaming*

Osomatsu: Bitch my car can't be damage!

Todomatsu: No offense i don't care!

Shishimatsu: Tch really?

Toramatsu: Huh? Shishimatsu

Shishimatsu: Hey donor me you ready?!

Ichimatsu: *have his coat off showing guns strap to him* yeah bitch

Ichimatsu: *have his coat off showing guns strap to him* yeah bitch

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Toramatsu: .....

Todomatsu: Oh no....

Shishimatsu: Fire!

Ichimatsu: *starts shooting at the missiles and his tires*

Ichimatsu: *starts shooting at the missiles and his tires*

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Todomatsu: *drives slow and stop* no my tires!

Toramatsu: Our missiles!

Ichimatsu: *point the gun at them* get out of the car you under arrest motherfuckers!

Toramatsu: Damn it!

Todomatsu: That's not how a spy acts at all!

Ichimatsu: Bye guys

Shishimatsu: Bye

Todomatsu: You guys are the worse spies ever!

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