Horror Slasher Preferences

If you ever caught them cheating you would.....

Jason

I mean...who would he cheat on you with?? A deer??

Freddy

Beat the bitch the fuck up

Same with Freddy

Ghostface

**S M A C K** BITCH Y DAFUK YOU ALL UP ON MY HOE

You'd beat his ass later to

Norman

Kick some hoes and probably cry later. But it probably wasn't his fault tbh

Leatherface

He would never!

Carrie

She would nEvER

But if she ever did a bitch gon' get FUCKED UP

Hannibal

You thot. He wouldn't cheat.

Samara

BITCH! NAW! **Smack**

~five minutes later~

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