ROLEPLAYER[COMPLETED]

Half Anniversary

Selena's POV

HOLY MADER FAKIN SYIT
DID I DREAMING LAST NIGHT?! Gue kudu telpon Petunia.

"Woi anjing."

"TOLONG YA GUE BUKAN ANJING."

"INI GUE SELENA!"

"OH EM JIH DI TELPON ARTIS!! Ya kenapa?"

"JASTIN."

"O SYIT GUE LUPA SOAL ITU!! KENAPA SI JASTIN? DIA NGAPA NGAPAIN LO?!"

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm engga kok."

"Jawaban anda sangat mencurigakan Ferguso."

"Ya saya tau Sergio namun aku bimbang untuk memberitahumu."

"Katakan saja Angelica."

"Gue balikan sama Justin."

"DEMI TETE ENTOK?!"

"Demi tete entok."

"Why so fast.... HAILEY GIMANA?!"

"Nah itu yang gua ngeri Falentino. Ntar dia ngelabrak gue gimana?"

"Don't worry my friend, we're gonna beat that ass down for justice!!!"

"You sound like a marvel hero."

"Thank you, Captain America is my boyfriend so... yeah."

"Silly fangirl."

"SO WHAT ARE YOU A GIRL WHO NEVER MOVES ON?!!!"

"Persetan kau Maman."

Gue tutup telponnya. Huft. I miss Justin already. DIA BAHKAN BELOM ILANG 24 JAM, why should i miss him?

Ting nong!

Hm? Siapa?
"Hey-"

PLAK

What da heck? "HOW DARE YOU STEALING MY HUSBAND?!" Itu Hailey Botakwin. Dia nangis matanya merah idungnya merah, rambutnya....? Um, better not tell. "Hey, are you sick?"

"YES I AM. YOU ARE RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP!" Gue rasa dia mabok. I feel you Hailey, everyday. "Mendingan lo masuk, sebelum lu mempermalukan namalu ke seluruh dunia." Gue tarik tangannya dan tuntun dia ke kursi. "Apa yang mau diomongin?"

"Justin is mine." Yup dia mabok parah. Kayaknya Justin beneran ninggalin dia.

"Okay, ada lagi?"

"I don't like you."

"Ada lagi?"

"I feel like Justin doesn't love me all this time. He always stare at me like i was nothing, i know something's wrong with his mind but i can not find out oh sweet Jesus. Now i figure it out, the problem is maybe his beautiful ex, don't understand why is that jerk falling in love with this slut."

"And then i began to find any jerks to revenge. But i don't think that's gonna work. AND THAT REALLY DOESN'T WORK!! I hate everyone even Justin. I don't care anymore, whoever his ex. Just take him, i'm over Justin. I wanna get some sleep."

Wow. Drunk Hailey Baldwin makes me happy kuadrat. Akhirnya gua memutuskan untuk menidurkannya di kamar gue. Argh ini cewek ngerepotin gue aja.

obrolan pribadi dengan justin

lula: your wife tepar di kamar gua

justin: gue ga punya istri

lula: pulang ferguso, cewe lo mabok