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The Story Of Slenderman XD

Alright, serious question, been wondering this a long time. Slender, how were you born?

~Glitchy2305

Slender: Well my child... it happened-

Hiraite: OMG EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! SOMEONE GET POPCORN!!

Sally: *rushes to the kitchen*

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Sally: Uh oh...

Slender: Dear child? What's wrong?

*POOF!!*

Slender: *rushes to the kitchen* Holy crap, young child!!!

*Kitchen microwave is on fire with burning popcorn inside it*

Slender: *groans in frustration and rushes to the microwave then throws it outside of the kitchen window* God Damn...

Hiraite: T_T My popcorn...

Sally: *rushes up to Hiraite* Sorry Hiraite.. *holds up her favorite candy* But here! I got your favorite candy! *smiles*

Hiraite: *smiles brightly at Sally and takes the candy* Thank you! *rustles Sally hair*

Sally: Hehe!! *rushes upstairs to play*

Slender: *comes into the living room from the kitchen and sighs deeply* Now where was-?

*Everyone But Sally is in front of him*

Slender: I thought only my daughter was interested in hearing how I was born...??

Everyone but Sally and Hiraite: NOPE!

Slender: *shrugs and clears his throat* Well, Glitchy... I wasn't born... Instead I was actually possessed... You see, I was a young teen. I had forgotten my human name since I'm over 1,000 years old already but no matter. Well, I was walking home one night from a friend's house. I was taking a shortcut through the woods. And then-

Jeff: OH OH OH!!! And then someone stabbed you?

Slender: *rubs his head and sighs deeply* No... Jeffery... *clears his throat and sits down* Now... As I was walking through the woods, i tripped over the tree roots that was coming out of the ground.

Hiraite: And then??

Slender: Well... I'm afraid that it's... After I fell, I guess I hit my head and I wake up like how I am today...

Masky: My... That's a bit... odd...

Slender: Yes, well... enough about me... I need to go to work... *vanishes*

Hiraite: ....Wow....