The Most Thotest Person In The World

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I dare LJ to go up to Slendy and throw candy at him and yell, "FIGHT ME, YOU THOTTY HOE!"

~@xXx_im_trash_xXx

LJ: Oh goody!! What fun!! *runs up to Slenderman*

Slenderman: *looks down at Laughing Jack* My boy, you better not-

LJ: *throws candy in his face and yells* YOU ARE SUCH A THOTTY HOE, BITCH!!!! *throws candy at him* COME ON!!! FIGHT ME!!!

Slenderman: ......

LJ: *tilts his head at Slenderman* Huh...??

Slenderman: *turns red and yells* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! *tentacles pop out from his back*

Jeff: *comes out of nowhere* OOOOHHH!!!! There's a fight going on!!

Jack, Ben, Toby, Jane, & Hiraite: *comes out of nowhere and chants* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Slenderman: *grabs Laughing Jack by the throat using one of his tentacles* ......

LJ: *gasps for air* Fight....me...you... thotty....hoe!!

Hiraite: *steps in immediately and wraps the tentacles from about LJ's neck and takes LJ away from Slenderman* I think that's enough...

LJ: Yeah... *faints*

Slenderman: That's what he deserves... *vanishes*

Jeff, Jack, Ben, & Jane: WHY DID YOU STOP IT!?

Hiraite: *shrugs and walks to her room while eating a kidney*

Jack: THAT BETTER BE NOT FROM MY BAG,  HIRAITE!!!

Hiraite: *chuckles and slams her door shut*

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