FLY BEN!! FLY!!

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I dare E.J to yeet Ben outside

~@XxNeon0GamerxX

E.J: *eyes glow up* OMG!!! THATS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM!!! *turns to Ben*

Ben: *looks at E.J* No... No no no! Last time you threw me outside, I broke many bones!

E.J: And they healed, didn't they? *smirking, getting ready to grab Ben*

Ben: *pulls out a bloody kidney*

E.J: *eyes light up and looks at the kidney* Oooooo... Kidney..

Ben: *waves it around*

E.J: *his eyes following the kidney* Ooooo... Yummy...

Ben: Who wants the kidney? Who wants the tasty kidney?

E.J: ME! ME! I want the tasty kidney!

Ben: Then don't throw me outside?

E.J: Yes!! Yes!! Gimme!

Ben: *drop kidney*

E.J: *catches it and eats it in one piece* Nom... Mmmmm....

Ben: Good... now-

E.J: *grabs Ben and runs for the door*

Ben: HEY! I GAVE YOU A KIDNEY, YOU BITCH!!!

E.J: *opens the door and places him on the porch*

Ben: Huh...? *looks around confused* Wha...?

E.J: *slams the door, locking it*

Ben: HEY!!! LEMME IN!!!!

*CRASH!!!!*

~~It Is Starting To Rain...~~

Ben: AHHHH!!!! WATER!!!! NOOOO!!! MOTHER NATURE STOP PEEING ON ME!!!! *running around out in the rain*

E.J: *snickers, looking outside and eating another kidney* Thats what he gets for teasing me and treating me like a damn dog... >.>

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