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Story 2: My Boyfriend Is A Seaweed? [Teaser]

 My boyfriend is a Seaweed

                When I was a kid madalas naming pag usapan nila Kylie at Madz ang tungkol sa you know girl's stuff. And when we say girl's stuff it's not only about the physical changes of a person but also about our progress in terms of 'Boys'. At katulad ng isang bata we were always competing about who got it first.

                For Example:

                Sino ang unang tinubuan ng bo0bs?.

                Obviously not me!.

                Sino ang unang nagka 'period'?.

                *rolling my eyeballs* not me...

                Sino ang unang nagkaboyfriend?.

                Argh! NOT ME!.

                Sino ang unang nahalikan ng boy sa lips?. (<-lilinawin ko lang hindi ito tumutukoy sa 'smack kiss', it is 'French kiss'!)

                CURSE THIS! NOT ME!

                Sino ang unang nakatikim ng s.e.x?

                HA! FINALLY! ME! ME! ME!. This, I can tell it to you guys in gory details. Hindi lang iyon, isang C-pen!s ang nakapunit ng aking hym3n!. Haha! PRAISE ME!.

                *sigh* But 'that' is something a young girl like me shouldn't brag about. It feels like you were poofing in a public toilet with the door open at lahat ng napapadaan sayo binibigyan mo ng eyecontact. See?. That's sooooo gross!.

                Kaya nga ng tanungin ako ng pinsan ko if I have a boyfriend and asked me how our 'Love Story begins'.

                All I did was roll on the floor and laughed my f*ck!ng ass^ out Jeez, paano ko sasabihin sa kanya na nagsimula ang lahat sa s.e.x and we had a romantic confession inside a GIRL'S BATHROOM ng wala man lang flowers or anything that a normal person may consider as 'sweet'.

                So I go with the safest answer ever that my epic mind can easily produce. "I-I don't have a boyfriend."

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A/N: sa Saturday pa ang Chapter 1.Xd Please join our group in FB paki-click yung EXTERNAL LINK