Mess Adventure of Ai: a magi fanfiction

[arc two] 19. regarding me, Scheherazade, Titus and alcohols

I was strolling around the main city of loam with Titus in my hand. I was smiling not caring that the scene where Sinbad meet the green hat magi just happen and now walking back to the village currently with the magi.

"Titus-kun, look at that cat! Isn't cute? The people speaking isn't interesting?" I ask as I point at everything I see in the road, I gain stares from people [im not invisible in their eyes] but ignore it because I always get stares like that and why bothering caring if they stare all day at me? Their stare won't do harm at all after all, so it's fine.

I played with Titus while I walk, like throwing him up in the air and catching him, running up in the walls with him in my back, going in the arena to pet the gladiator beast for fun and many more things of nonsenses and fun stuff.

At the end of the day we return home and saw the room we escaped earlier lights was still on. Through the open crack of the door I saw the sorceress busy with paper work and crying while doing so, with a help of mind reading I already know that she was envied that I get to spend time with the super adorable, Titus the whole day.

Titus was sleeping in my hand and have the hairpin that I brought with a matching pair for his mother. I open the door and catch the attention of the magi and when she was about to yell how envious she was all day, I stopped her with just pointing at the sleeping baby with my free hand.

"Don't make noise." I utter without a sound and she nodded her head as a response. We went to the room of her baby that is connected to her room/office through a secret door. I put Titus in his crib before we leave him sleeping in a baby lullaby of the music box.

As we exit the room with a silent closing of the door and footstep walking away from it to the soundproof office of hers. The mask of a tamed adult disappear as we yell toward each other start.

Scheherazade: "how dare you kidnap my son!"she yelled as she grab hold of her wand and start to cast spells.

Ai: "tks, it's not my fault you're a busy person and don't you know people says that Titus and I look like a father and son pair! They even commented how adorable and lucky im to have a son like him! Be envies Herazade! Be envies of this one!"I said proudly as I summon my giant mallet from thin air but really it was just invisible the whole time. And cast a Borg to protect me from her upcoming attacks and made the room untouchable by the chaos we adult in a child dorm made, so we don't have to fix it later on and she double the effect because she also don't want another loads of paper work.

Scheherazade:"you pest! How dare you make this old mother be envies but can't do anything because of this loads of paper work!" inflame the innocent papers in the table turning them to crisps in mare second but then realise it was an important report. "Shot! Those paper is the report of the monthly regime! "She said as she tried to turn it back to its original form but it still dust of burn paper no matter what she do.

Ai:"tks, you're so stupid Herazade-chan. You even burn an important documents from your anger huh? Let this generous person help you because you're a pitiful child." I said as I use time magic to return the state of the dust back to its paper form without a hint of being burn. "Sigh... young people those days." I tossed that made the vein of adultness pop in head and unleashing the hidden childishness from within.

Scheherazade:" you speak as if you're older than me which is impossible because this old lady is two hundred years old!" she boast as she fix her posture.

Ai:" your just a baby compare in my age..." I said as I cross my arms.

Scheherazade:"...your fourteen you know." She said with hint of who-are-you-kidding face at me.

Ai: "my physical body is fourteen but spirit is older than years with all your resurrection added to it." I said as I spin my mallet in my hand.

Scheherazade:"how old are you if you don't mind me asking..." she said after the long silent between us. I look at her before I unsummon my mallet and start to count my age with my fingers. "Why are you counting with just your fingers? ...so your just joking about being old right?" she said still not believing im older than her or anyone of this universe at that matter. She also walk closer to me and stand beside me.

Ai: "four. Six...seven...nineteen... oh! I remember now! Im this _" I whisper to her ear how old I was and it send her eyes popping out of its socket.

Scheherazade:" you... how come you're more childish as me?

Ai: "do you I was reborn as a baby with that (age) can really make me want to flip the world over, you know!?" I say as I clap my hand together as we now both seated in a bar with a wine that been mix by a bartender appear out of nowhere but were to in to the moment so we don't bother by it but order some alcohols. "I would like the strongest you can mix, master." I said to the bartender, who nodded and start mixing.

Scheherazade: "I want tea please...

Ai: "..." hey this is a bar and you're going to order a tea in here?! Where's the justice?!' I thought but then realize that the master of the bar also have tea so I don't comment at that statement. "From the very start of me being burn here, they made me become a baby-shitter of the peoples of the limelight! [Main characters] it's so unfair!" I sobbed in the table as the master put down the alcohol that I soon chug in one gap. Because im not in a physical body and alcohol is something that can get a rukhs it don't make me drunk but more energize

Scheherazade: "oh great flow of rukhs you sure can take alcohol well.

Ai: "don't call me that, Herazade. IT'S AI, OK? JUST AI!" I corrected her which made her nodded and take a sip of the tea and have a sparkling eyes after.

Scheherazade:" this tea is delicious but Rukh-san I don't understand the pain you felt.

Ai: "MY RIGHT OF BEING A BABY AND CHILDISH WAS TAKEN AWAY DAMMIT! " I yelled as I slam the glass to the table and order another one. "Another one, master!" I roared.

Scheherazade:" why do you need your baby rights anyway?

Ai:" so I can act stupid and don't care about the world at all. Free from stress and free from adult affairs that I been facing in [age] years." Sigh.

Scheherazade:"you have a weird thinking, Rukh-san." she commented which made me roll my eyes at her.

Ai: "being weird is the new normal, Herazade. It's the new normal ok?" I said as I gap one by one the glasses of alcohol that been line up by the bartender.

She don't speak but enjoy the tea more.

In the end I give her the matching pair of the hairpin of Titus and said that the baby name is Titus Alexius, she agreed to it and says that she's going to register it tomorrow which I give her a thumbs up.