Switched Bitches

chapter 1 bish where?!

Izuku mothafuckin POV

I was dozing off, when a paper hit me, I grumbled as I read it.
~Meet me after school at the coffee shop, Deku from Lord Explosion~

I turned my head to face him, "Just meet me there okay?!" He whispered then looked straight.     

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Finally class ended! "Get out of my classroom." Aiwaza grumbled from his sleeping bag, as everyone rushed out the classroom. "Midoriya!" Someone called from behind me,  "Hm, yes Iida?" I questioned him, "Do you want to come with me to Uraraka's place?" Iida said doing his weird robotic hand movements, "Sorry but I have to go to the cafe maybe tomorrow? Plus, you two could have alone time. " He nodded and ran to Uraraka cleaning his glasses and blushing. I looked at my ALL MIGHT watch and saw I was late, fml.

Anger problems POV

That fucking nerd is taking his sweet time, I hid the rose I bought him in my pocket and NO i am not a sappy bitch. But anyways, the days are getting harder and harder, some villains fucking tried to get into to U.A yesterday and then today a villain named 'Switch' fucking switches you with another random or not, person. "KACCHAN!" I looked at the owner of the sweet voice, there stood (JOHN CENA) Deku with his face flushed from running and his tie undone. "You made it right on time,," I said chuckling to myself. Even though his mad fucking long, "Why did you want to meet me here Kacchan?" The angel asked, I took a deep breath and opened my mouth and- SUDDENLY THERE WAS SCREAMS EVERYWHERE "WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY ANYTHING UGHHHHH."  I yelled explosions popping out my hands from obvious anger. "Kacchan look!" Deku pointed to a lady smiling sadistically and twirling her fingers around, "what the fuckkk is that raggedy rat, why is her titties sagging so much." I whispered under my breath. then she spotted us and started to fucking naruto run to us, "WOW THANKS A LOT KACCHAN YOU SAID SOMETHING AND SHE HEARD US!!" Deku said sarcastic.
"I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID, HER TITTIES ARE SAGGY, PLUS NOW IS NOT THE TIME DEKU!"

"ITS A PERFECT TIME KACCHAN!"

As we were bickering the old ass lady touched both of us and ran away, "Oh my god, her raggedy ass actually touched u-" before I could even finish talking, i blacked out.

                 "Shit."

here is me rewriting lol