'Sup readers! I'm back to write another chapter, so I hope you like it...I honestly have no plans for this chapter, so I'm making it up as I go along...yeah.
Percy's POV:
Nico was laying across my chest, breathing heavily. I stared at the ceiling and listened to the party that was happening downstairs. I sat up and gasped at pain in my nether-regions. Damn ; that boy was big. I brushed my hair away from my face. Nico looked up at me with his big brown eyes and I gave a small awkward smile. Nico rolled over to where his back was to me and I absent minded-ly traced patterns on his shoulder. Just then, I noticed my phone was vibrating. "I got it." Nico shuffled off of me and passed me my phone out of my jeans, which were on the floor due to our 'circumstances'. I turned it on and saw Rachael, or her contact name in my phone, 👳💞GhobamaBaby💞👳.I answered the phone. "Hey Rachael, what's up?" I said. "What's up with me?! What's up with you, Percy! You go out with Nico ONE TIME and decide, 'oh, let's just just fuck Rachael's soulmate; because why the fuck not? I'm Percy Frickin Jackson!!!" I hung up. No use listening to that, right? I then decided to text Nico while I was in the room with him, because, in Rachael's words, why the fuck not? I found Nico's contact name, 💀🙌Neeks🙌💀, and messaged him
Wassup?
Whatd'you think?
Pfffft
Pfffft to you too
I'm bored
Wanna rent a movie?
Which one?
DIVERGENT!
Ok...if you say so Neeks.
We walked down the stairs of Kevin's house, doing our best to ignore the Jonas Brothers decor. We got into Percy's car and drove to the Walmart to buy Divergent on DVD.
(A/N: the rest of this chapter will be written by me, kitty_cat_girl, because my dear seester Juan is too busy.)
When we got to the Walmart, Nico made his way to the movie section, but i had other ideas.
"Hey Neeks, I'm going to go get some stuff. I'll meet you at the car in a bit!"
Nico agreed and I walked off in search of a gift for 'my Neeks'.
After a while of looking,I finally found the perfect thing to get.I casually approached the check out aisle and smiled as I handed the small box to the cashier.
"Could you gift wrap this for me?" I asked. the cashier raised an eyebrow.
"Ookayyy..." she said, clearly questioning the gift i had picked.
"Please, don't ask questions. just wrap the gift."
"Alright." she wrapped the gift and handed it back to me. I handed her the money and ran to the car.
"What did you get?" Nico asked, staring at the box in my hand.
"It's a gift for you."
"What is it?"
"I'll give it to you... later."
"Aaaaggghhhh!"
~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~
(A/N: this next part is dedicated to a good friend of mine, captain. Also, unless you've seen/read divergent, than you won't get this next reference.)
Four:"what's the matter? You are dauntless, aren't you?"
Percy gasped and shielded Nico's eyes.
"This is far too brutal for my Neeks to be watching."
"Ugh!"
Percy paused the TV and went to get more popcorn. Nico saw this as an opportunity to see what the mysterious gift was. Nico crawled over to the table where the gift was sitting. he quickly pulled off the wrapping paper and stared blankly at the box...
"PPPEEEEERRRRCCCCYYYYY!!!" Upon hearing this, Percy dropped his bag of popcorn and rushed to the living room. "...yeeessss?"
"Why did you buy me... strawberry flavored condoms?!?"
"What's the matter? You are dauntless, aren't you?"
TO BE CONTINUED
