"It's really over?! That's great, man!" Slazo said, hugging Sorrow excitedly.
"Yeah, well at least, I think it is. Hey, maybe we should go get drinks to celebrate, on me"
Slazo was a little apprehensive about going to the bar at first, remembering what happened last time the two drank together. "Sounds great, so long as we don't end up doing something stupid again."
"Nothing stupid." Sorrow promised.
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They were being stupid. But this time, in a different kind of way.
"Hey, did you sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you got a sweet ass." Slazo said, finger-gunning at Sorrow. He took a second to process it, and then started laughing his ass off. Normally, he'd have just rolled his eyes, which he did when they first started their back pick-up line competition, but the more he drank, the funnier they were.
Like a blessing from God himself, an idea for one struck him out of nowhere. "Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you." Slazo spat his drink back into his glass.
"Are you in a shitty fanfiction? Because I want to battle you for dominance." Sorrow laughed, "Oh God".
Slazo had one more. "Hey, Sorrow, you sure do live up to your name, 'cause I'm gonna be feeling you all the time." Sorrow almost fell over.
They'd had quite a bit more to drink than last time, but continued on. Who needs good decisions, anyways?
They leaned together. "Should we call an Üb... uh.... hmm.. wait, what was I gonna say?" Sorrow said, slurring. "Don't ask me.." Slazo replied. They both started to drift off.
They woke up in an unfamiliar place.
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You Better Take Cover (SlazowTV)
Fiksi PenggemarI absolutely got that title from a lyric from "Down Under". SorrowTV goes to Austrailia for a week to do some in-person collabs with Slazo. Things get interesting. Edit: Holy shit this has 1000 views. That's a big number.
