Avenger group chat

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Spider Kid:Asgard is fun
Shurzitzo:Yup, lots of fun
Willy Wakanda:NO ITS NOT, SOMEONE GIVE ME MERCY AND FREAKING HELP me!
CAWCAW:Tf is going on?
I Am The Iron:I just came today and it's a nightmare
Willy Wakanda:YES, NOW SUFFER WITH ME!!!
CAWCAW:Would someone mind explaining?
Spider Kid:Pranks
Shurzitzo:Lots and lots of pranks
Thunderman:They got Loki to join too
Bruce:Not to mention Natasha, and I still have no idea how she got here
CAWCAW:Oh Jesus, that does sound like a nightmare
Time Skip
CAWCAW:Hey Peter, just curious, what's your IQ?
Spider Kid:Oh, Idk
I Am The Iron:Friday, what's Peter's IQ?
FRIDAY:597, sir (I don't know how IQs work.)
Bruce:Wait, what?
CAWCAW:LOL I knew he smarter than Tony and Bruce but dang! Nice, kid.
Shurzitzo: What's my IQ?
FRIDAY:Same as Peter's
Spider Kid:Wait, what's Mr. Stark and Bruce's IQ?
I Am The Iron:One, really? You call Bruce by his name within two days of meeting him but I've known you for months and I'm still Mr Stark? Two, HOW IN THE EVER LOVING WORLD DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 597?!
FRIDAY:Mr. Stark and Mr. Banner have IQs of 255
Shurzitzo:HA!
You Got Lokied:Peter is also worthy
CAWCAW:Wow, Tony, so it looks like a 15 year old is better at you in every way!
Spider Kid: That's not true! He helps a lot of people and can be really nice!
I Am The Iron:Kid, thanks, but not helping.
CAWCAW:Guys, we are in the presence of a saint
CAWCAW:Anyway, another random question for everyone, what's the worst thing you've done, I've murdered
Black Widower:Torture
I Am The Iron:Murder
Bruce:Does the hulk count?
Thunderman:I too, have murdered
Willy Wakanda:Murder
You Got Lokied:Murder
American Wizard:Murder
Shuri:Stealing
Spider Kid:...
CAWCAW:Kid, come on, we've all murdered, what you've done can't be that bad
Spider Kid:I stepped on the tail of a dog I was petting
I Am The Iron: I'm going to have to side with Clint here, the kid's a saint
Spider Kid:How can you say that when I just admitted that I betrayed a dog's trust?!
I Am The Iron: Don't worry about it, kid
My Shield Is The Size Of A Dinner Plate:Anyway, there's something going on here on Earth that needs the avengers
Spider Kid:What? What's going on?
My Shield Is The Size Of A Dinner Plate: Actually, we only really need Peter and Natasha back, this seems like a mission for them
I Am The Iron:Wait, PETER YOU ACCEPTED TO BE AN AVENGER?!
Spider Kid:See you in a minute, Steve!
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I Am The Iron:Steve!
My Shield Is The Size Of A Dinner Plate:Gotta get to the mission! Bye everyone!
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I Am The Iron:Natasha!
Black Widower:Nope
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I am The Iron:...Bruce!
Bruce:You know, I should go with to make sure no one gets hurt!
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I Am The Iron:Shuri!
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I Am The Iron:Tchalla don't you dare
Willy Wakanda:Meh, if it was Shuri I'd react the same way, even though I don't want Peter in danger I have no athority over him so I can't do anything
I Am The Iron:Thank you!!!
Willy Wakanda:But it's not Shuri so...
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I Am The Iron:COME ON
Time Skip
My Shield Is The Size Of A Dinner Plate:Great Job on the mission, Peter
Spider Kid:Thanks!
Bruce:Yeah, but I have one question
Spider Kid: What's that?
Bruce:How in the ever loving WORLD did you lift a freaking 20 foot BUILDING OFF YOU?!
I Am The Iron: I'm sorry, Peter did WHAT?!
Bruce:Yeah, and after that he rejoined the fight like it was NOTHING!
Spider Kid:Not like it's the first time
I Am The Iron:Wait, WHAT?!
Spider Kid:You remember when I had to fight the Vulture alone?
I Am The Iron:...yes
Spider Kid:Welp, I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and the Vulture dropped a building on me
Black Widower:Jesus, wait, didn't you say you didn't have the Stark suit then?
Spider Kid:Yup
I Am The Iron:PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!
Spider Kid:Oh God, not the full name
I Am The Iron:WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!
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Happy:Hey guys, just a heads up, Tony's on the verge of a panic attack so be easy on him
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Spider Kid:Both Ned and I tried, but I guess you and Happy were a bit busy
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Happy:I said be easy on him
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Spider Kid:Guys
I Am The Iron:KID, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Spider Kid:In a spaceship in space
I Am The Iron:Ha ha, I'm trying to be serious here!
Spider Kid:I am serious, I'm with these guys called the Guardians of the Galaxy
I Am The Iron: Guardians of the Galaxy?
Shurzizo:Man, you've met everyone cool by now, Peter
Spider Kid:Yeah, I've even met Deadpool
I Am The Iron: Excuse me
Spider Kid:Yeah, he's pretty nice, when he's not killing people. And I've convinced him to tone it down on the killing!
Willy Wakanda:PETER! Do you not know what that man is capable of?!
Spider Kid:Oh no, I do, but he's never threaten to hurt me or any good guys so...why not, right?
I Am The Iron:No, no not 'right'!
Spider Kid:Anway, don't ask how I ended up with the Guardians of the Galaxy, but I'm going to be gone for a while
I Am The Iron:OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU COME BACK TO ASGARD RIGHT NOW
Spider Kid:Sorry!
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CAWCAW:Oh boy
I Am The Iron:PETER!!!

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