Chet's Weight Loss Diary

Chapter 4- Growing Up With Siblings

Growing up as the middle child sucked for Chester. Having six mouths to feed in a single household meant less food per person. When no one was looking, Chet would go in the kitchen while food was in the oven and he'd take food.. cooked or uncooked. He also would take food off of his little siblings plates. He wouldn't dare take food from him older brother because he knew he'd beat his ass. One time, his little sister caught him opening the oven on Thanksgiving morning. She went to run to their mom but he threw her to the floor and sat on her. She was screaming so he went on to sit on her head. When their mother came out to check on the turkey, she found Chet sitting on his sister eating the uncooked turkey straight out of the pan. The rest of the family ended up going out to a truck stop to eat for dinner while Chet stayed home puking his brains out due to food poisoning. Let's just say, he never messed with meat that was in the oven ever again.