THE IZ*ONE (AND SOMETIMES ITZY) BOOK OF SHIT [COMPLETED]

A Group Chat

AIZUU~WON
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Eunbi: What the actual fuck is going on inside Sakura's room?

Yena: Probably some steamy shit with Chaeyeon.

Chaeyeon: I've been outside of her room trying to figure out what the shit is going on there.

Nako: oh no...

Hitomi: could it be?

Eunbi: Kids, what's going on?

Nako: She must be playing fornite and had a victory royale!

Hitomi: Call 999/911 she's gonna rip our eardrums off!

Yujin: Hey y'all!

Yujin: Woah what's going on?

Yujin: Did unnie get possessed?

Yujin: omg.

Hitomi: 999's/911's coming!

Yujin: I'm going to buy some holy water.

Yena: Wait for me!

Wonyoung: Ms. Ahn, where the heck do you think you're going? Aren't we going to have a date?

Yujin: I need to go to church yeobo, I'll back sooner!

Wonyoung: You better be!

Minju: I thought Yujin was mine...

Wonyoung: You two broke up ages agooo

Minju: istg I'll get Yujin back

Eunbi: My children please stobh fighting over that dog-bunny

Wonyoung: But mom!

Minju: She was mine first!

Wonyoung: What?! She liked me first!

Kwon Eunbi removed Jang Wonyoung from the group.

Minju: Thanks mom.

Kwon Eunbi removed Kim Minju from the group.

Eunbi: Finally! I can get some peace and quiet!

Chaewon: Mom! The two are yelling at each other!

Eunbi: I'll be right back, Mama Eunbi needs to deal with something!