THE IZ*ONE (AND SOMETIMES ITZY) BOOK OF SHIT [COMPLETED]

Annyeongz

Yujin: Hold up wait a minute
You think I'm just a toy?
Well you are just a boy (girl)
And your love is a decoy
I really think you need some help
Cause now I'm taken by myself
And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - you're super not
Reason number three - I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot~

Wonyoung: What? Yujin. Just get to the point why are you like this these days?

Yujin: ... BOY (GIRL) CHECK YOUR RESUME WANT A BACKGROUND CHECK OKAY? FIRST NAME NO AND LAST NAME THANKS WANNA GET WITH ME YOU LOST YOUR PLACE YOU THINK YOU OWN EVERYONE I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS... I LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M SINGLE S-I-N-G-L-E LOVE ME AND HUG ME AND TOUCH ME AND WELL... fuck you.

Wonyoung: Fuck me? Alright you can fuck me.

Yujin: *jaw drops*