BTS BEING BTS

bts being gorls

Namjoon: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yoongi: STFU ITS 3 AM GO BACK TO BED

Namjoon: YOU SHUT UP AND COME HERE

Yoongi: FINE

Jin: HEY STOP YELLING YALL KNOW I GOTTA MAKE BREAKFAST TOMORROW

Yoongi: STFU NO ONE CARES MOM

Jin: FricK yoU

Yoongi yeeted over to Namjoon, moving faster than he remembered... 

Yoongi: aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jungkook: im just like brushing my hair man why r u so afraid

Turns out he's been awake all night. idk how either XD

Jimin also woke up and joined Yoongi and Namjoon in the bathroom.

Yoongi: how r u like even prettier 

Jimin: *shrugs*

J-hope is very loudly singing "All the single ladies". He has also been up all night.

Taehyung just walks into the kitchen and starts taking selfies.

Yoongi: wait I have ti-

Jin: *bursts in* NO SWEARING IN MY BIGHIT HOUSEHOLD

Yoongi: I very cleary remember you saying "frick you" to me like five minutes ago

Jin: respect ur elders you unappreciative swine no breakfast for u

Jungkook: whats for breakfast

J-hope: GUYS I HAVE FEMALE ABS

Rest of BTS: .........

Jimin: yeah me to

JK: me three

Tae: me four

Jin: me five

Yoongi and Namjoon: we haven't checked yet you creeps

Jimin: yet you looked at your own ti-

Jin: NO FIGHTING no breakfast for you either Jimin

Jimin: i wasn't planning on eating anyway 

Tae: eat dont starve yourself again ok u perfect bro dont do that to yourelf

Jimin: ill just drink some mork then

Tae: bro eat too

JK: OK SIS WHENS BREAKFAST

Yoongi: did u just say sis you feminist

JK: did u just say tits you sexist

Jin: i give up 

Yoongi and JK start fighting.

Jimin and Tae talk about how they would lose fans because they aren't handsome men anymore.

J-hope and Jin talk about food and o to the kitchen.

Namjoon cries on the toilet because he doesn't have female abs. (im waiting for that reveal sis)

Namjoon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN REVEAL I DONT NEED TO REVEAL ANYTHING

Yoongi: who are you talking to

JK: what's happening?

Namjoon: SOMEONE TOLD ME I NEED TO REVEAL SOMETHING

Jimin: yeah i noticed that voice too but I didn't say anything

Namjoon: wait u heard too?

Tae: yeah me as well

Namjoon: who was that then???