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The school bitch

Jimin is nice but secretly evil, JK is just evil but nice to people close to him, Yoongi is just a total bitch, Hobi is nice but a hoe, Jin is a sassy hoe, Tae is the instagram popular but a hoe irl, and Joon is a leader.

JM: do you guys like my crop top

JK: *wearing the same shirt* no

JM: I WAS BUSAN FIRST BITCH

JK: THIS IS MY SHIRT HOE

JM: SHUT UP COPYCAT

T: EVERYONE SHUT UP I NEED TO TAKE A SELFIE

BTS: *silence*

T: *click* k time to suck brad

H: HEY I WAS SUPPOSED TO SUCK BRAD

Y: wait YOU ARE SUCKING MY BOYFRIEND??! ok guess what bitches? IM CALLING MY DAD

NJ: *walks in with squd* sup hoes

J: NO YOURE A HOE *keeps making out with some kid*

NJ: *sassy eye roll* whatever, HEY YOU TO LESBIANS

T & JM: us?

NJ: YEAH YOU FUCKERS, GET ME A COFFEE

T & JM: fine

NJ: CHOP CHOP HOES, AND YOU BITCH

Y: WHAT

NJ: GO BACK TO THE DUMPSTER WHERE YOU BELONG

Y: FUCK OFF HOE

NJ: HEY HOE

J: WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH

NJ: GO BACK TO CLASS

J: UGH FUCK OFF

NJ: and squad?

NJ's squad: Yes joonie!

NJ: go check on my coffee... I need to chill in the bathroom

JK: *stares as joon walks by*

NJ: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT THOT? GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE!

JK: *scurries to hobi* she's mean

H: WELL GUESS WHAT HOE EVERYONE IS NOW FUCK OFF SO I CAN GO SUCK BRAD

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The tumblr bih

Yoongi is just really quiet and depressed, Hobi covers up his sadness with happiness, JK just looks emo, Jimin is the anorexic depressed, Tae also just looks and acts emo, Jin is just a drama queen that wears black, and Joon is just very emotional.

(IM TELLING YOU NOW, THIS IS A WARNING FOR SENSITIVE TOPICS (THERE IS ONE IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS STORY AS WELL) AND IF UR A PUSSY AND COMMENT ABOUT THE SHIT I WROTE THEN GET TF OUT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION UNLESS ITS WRITING IDEAS, QUESTIONS, OR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. THANK YOU)

ALSO this is my vine reference for most of them XD

ALSO this is my vine reference for most of them XD

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