bts out to eat

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JK: im hungry

T: yeah me too

Jin: you alreadY HAD LUNCH YOU PIGS

N: yeah im hungry too

Jin: rrrREEEEEEE how could you abandon me my love

N: IM A BIG BOY I NEED BIG BOY MEALS

Jin: WELL WITH THE WAY YOU ACTING YOUR ASS AIN’T LOOKIN BIG AT ALL

N: 1. ouch my ass is perfect just because its a little flat doesn’t mean you need to criticize me

2. Ill pay and drive

Jin: fine *whispers* flat-ass

Y: *wakes up from couch* drive? where we going

JM: Out to eat!

Y: aju nice

JK: shut up woozi

Y: don’t make fun of my twin asshole

N: OK EVERYONE SHUT UP

T: i didn’t even tal-

N: SHUT UP
T: ;^;

N: WHERE ARE WE GOING FOR FOOD i need to know since im drivinggg

T: panda express

Jin: i was feeling……. Seafood

N: we already talked about this, i dont like seafood

Jin: im cRAVING SEAFOOD

N: MEAT
Jin: SEAFOOD

T: PANDA EXPRESS

JM: OK SHUT UP HOW ABOUT WE GET BOTH???
H: I’m the optimist here, and even I think that’s stupid.

JM: ;^;

JK: what about pizza?

T: panda express?

Y: I DONT CARE

H: pizza sounds fine

JM: yeah i like pizza

N: ok

Jin: sure

T: ;^;

JK: wow we all agreed on something for once

Jin: nevermind i want a burger

N: fuck this im just gonna get 1 cheese, 1 pepperoni, 1 shrimp.

Jin: can u get sausage instead *wink wonk*

Y: you disgust me

N: BYE IM LEAVING *slams door*

JM: *looks out window and sees Joon skeet away* hopefully that means he’ll get the pizza fast

T: *cri* i just wanted sme panda express

JM: *pats him on shoulder* its ok next time buddy

JK: i dont like panda express

T: HOW DA--

N: *slams open door* THEY WERE OUT OF PIZZA

Jin: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Y: did you knock over the stand again

------FLASHBACK-----

Namjoon walked into the pizza restaurant calmly, waiting to take his order.

While waiting, he picked up a flyer for the weekly specials.

In the process, he somehow managed to knock over the whole stand without even touching it.

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