enjoy lmao this is so random
A: hi guys so this is just a filler since i can't finish the chapt--
Y: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING SO LAZY
A: YOU'RE LITERALLY LAYING ON THE COUCH WITH YOUR STUPID NECK PILLOW HALF ASLEEP
JK: you're both stupid
A: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO BE AN ASSHOLE
JK: how old even are you?
A: an age
JK: like exactly
A: older than 0
Y: WHAT'S YOUR SPECIFIC AGE DUMBASS
A: MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY PASSED
Y: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH
A: NO HABLO INGLES
JK: jesus fucking christ
JM: WAIT YOU SPEAK SPANISH
A: no hablo mucho espanol, yo hablo poco
T: thats actually really cool
A: Mi espanol es muy mal y yo no bien
(I ACTUALLY USED MY BRAIN TO WRITE THE SPANISH AND IM SORRY IF ITS WRONG)
JK: IF YOU KNOW SPANISH THEN SING LULLABY
A: no
JK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? SING SPANISH VER OF LULLABY LIKE MY BEAUTIFUL BAMBAM
A: no
JK: >:(
A: i DonT lIkE sinGinG In fRonT of pEoplE
JK: LOOK AT US HOE WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS
A: yeah well im not a tall, handsome, ripped korean boy like y'all are
JM: awe thanks
T: ripped? Ppppppssshshhhhhhhh yeah right
JK: then what are you
A: im a half-irish lookin-ass girl thats too tall with way too much imagination and not enough time on her hands
And sleep deprivation
And sadness
JK: well then do you need a therapist
A: no i need more self-confidence
Y: THEN SING IN FRONT OF US AND WE'LL CONGRATULATE YOU AND GIVE YOU CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE ARE YOUR OPPARS
JK: *slaps yoongles* WHAT THE HECK
Y: BITCH
JK: yOU knOw i haTe tHat WorD
Y: you mean............. oPPaR
JK: CMERE HOE
Y: *yeets*
JK: *skeets after the yeet*
JM: i think you are great :)
A: uwu but im still not gonna sing
JM: darn it
T: what about tHIS? *messes with jimins shirt*
A: fuck off
JM: stop it hoe
T: :( can i just hear author sing once? Por favor?
A: si, usted es muy simpatica
T: :)
JM: YOU CAN SPEAK SPANISH TOO???
T: maybe
A: *does a split* HABLAME DULCE ES MAGICO
(yes i can do a split pm me for proof)
JK & A: swEEeeeeEeet LULLabYYYYYYYYYYYYY
H: that was fucking everything
A: i know
JK: do you have any more self-confidence?
A: nope haha
THE END
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HumorBTS TIME OH YEAH Welcome to my garbage can i write. but i can assure you its not goood my name sokanon. nice to meet you. WARNING: swears and possibly sensitive topics UPDATES sometimes lol (NOT FINISHED)
