The 1# Story (It's Me Cyblow)

Happy Holidays

So, I'll be the first to say that this is probably incredibly early depending on when this is being posted. But I just want to say sincerely to all that are reading this to have a great holiday, it doesn't matter what you celebrate, me personally, I just celebrate alcohol as a whole.

I gotta say the week of drinking is probably the most magical time of the year, not to mention strip clubs I mean have you seen the breasts on those-

CYBLOW! Children could be reading this, tone it back a notch would ya?

Right, right, fucking kids- I mean! I love you all. But seriously, have a great time, I hope everybody is safe, happy and warm up against there giant man eating dragon this winter time. 

To celebrate this glorious day, I want to tell a very true story that took place between Max, Jayce and I a few years into taking on the Portal Jumper gig, its called "How the Jayce ruined everything"

Cyblow, don't lie. 

It's not my fault that you haven't focused on what the three of us did in between Scattered and Spies and shit! How else am I supposed to tell these stories if I don't break Canon a little bit ye know? Besides this is technically a fanfic, Wattpad loves fanfics, think of the reads

Fine, just make it quick.

Awesome. So years ago. Max, Jayce and I were celebrating Christmas. Imagine the three of us sitting around a fireplace and a burned down Christmas tree, Cleaver sticking her head through the smashed open window as snow was falling down outside.

Everybody speaks with my voices in this of course, as Jayce's and Max's are just annoying.

You realize that this is a book, so everybody voices would dictate on the reader right?

STOP RUINING EVERYTHING! Jeez, you already screwed up Spies, and you aren't exactly doing a great job with my character so far, so SHUT UP

HEY! Spies is a work in progress, as is your character...and WAIT is this story about me? I thought it was about the character Jayce?

It is, you guys just both ruin everything your apart of.

I DO NOT

Dude...YouTube Channel

ALRIGHT! I'LL SHUT UP JUST TELL THEM YOUR STUPID STORY!

Alright, thank you. Now it was a cold and stormy night. We all got each other gifts. Max got Cleaver a laser cannon, because what dragon doesn't want a laser cannon right? I got Cleaver these awesome chew toys. Of course Max and I were fully prepared for this holiday you know? I bought both of my bros a six-pack of beer, Hell, I even got one for Tyson

But you and Tyson at that time wouldn't be-

SHHHHH! jeez, you were telling me not to spoil anything. So right, Jayce didn't get us anything, he claims to have forgotten and instantly went and sucked back all of the beers I got him, along with all of MAX'S

Most people would over react right? But me and Max were pretty used to it. Jayce is just known to ruin everything and everyone he crosses.

for example, way back in the day, he met Dante right? And well, we all know what ended up happening to Dante. Not to mention Kiera, Cassi, Charity and every other ally that Jayce has ever had. They all died in there first dimension by Jayce's brother, then they all lived harsh lives in the Fallen Dimension before blowing yourself up to kill a Hydra, or being betrayed by someone you love because of a evil-

CYBLOW!

Oh, right, sorry that was in the Scattered script that I was reading the other night...Whoops.

So what was the story anyways?

What story?

The story! Oh my god...

OHHHH right, no that didn't really happen..i mean the Christmas thing with the forgetting the gifts, I just wanted a excuse to make fun of Jayce.

Dick...

You wrote me this way jackass...

Alright.