[Intro]
With this coat and this hood, I'll look just like that Dick
YAWN![Verse 1]
You're a dumb one, Mr. Jayce
You really are a heel
You're as useless as a pet rock
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Jayce
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel[Verse 2]
Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Jayce, yes, you really are
You'd be useless with a pole
Your brain is full bad plans
You've got darkness in your soul, Mr. Jayce
I could kill you with a two and a half inch deep hole[Bridge]
You know, if you ask all your friends and family
No one's denyin'[Verse 3]
You're a pile, Mr. Jayce
You've killed more people, then you've helped
You have all the tender sweetness
Of Clayton's Phaser Blade, Mr. Jayce
Given the choice between the one of you to be my bae
I'd take the Phaser Blade!
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