Prompt by @weartirondad: Okay, so Peter has a sweet tooth and he would die for these candy necklaces and one day he decides to spend all his pocket money for the week on them and Tony finds him in his room with sugary necklaces hanging from all his limbs while he's munching happily on two at once. (And he ends up getting a tummy ache because apparently spider metabolism isn't designed for that much sugary intake. Tony will never let him live that down.) [goes back to munching on my own candy necklace]
Disclaimer: I do not own Spider-Man or any related materials.
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"This isn't what it looks like!"
"... what– how did you get so many, Peter?"
"Uh, remember the allowance money you gave me last week for helping you clean the Lab?"
"YOU SPENT IT ALL ON CANDY NECKLACES??"
"No–"
"Peter."
"I-I mean, yes, but I got you one too!"
"..."
"It even has writing! See?"
"Does that really say 'I Have One Sweet Dad'?"
"Do you not like it?"
"No! I love it, kiddo, thank you–"
"I feel like there is a 'but" somewhere in there."
"–But that's not a responsible way to spend your money."
"They are good-- "
"I don't care."
"-–and it's not like I can get sic–"
"..."
"Did you seriously just throw up all over my shoes?"
"Uh, n-no?"
"Good thing I love you, kiddie. C'mon, let's go get you cleaned up."
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