Me: Um ok... so I can probably say that we both clearly don't know what we are doing right now.
Jay(Brother btw): what are you talking about?
Me: well, it did take us about 45 minutes to get an idea of what we are going to do
Jay: that dosent mean anything, and besides, this is going to be the best podcast of podcasts
Me: (I'm talkin to you mates; so when i was doing this, i was thinking, How am i even going to write this? And at first i was like: "I'm lazy, I don't really feel like doing this right now, and my head hurts, so I'm just going to put a link of the podcast." But then i thought, I don't even know how to do that. And I'm pretty sure that we deleted it. DANGIT!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO TYPE THIS WHOLE THING!!!!! I hope you guys enjoy my pain and suffering having to type all of this AGAIN!!! BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I DID IT IT GOT CORRUPTED AND I HAD TO DELETE IT!!!!!! UGH!!!!!)
Me: that is.... THE BIGGEST lie i have ever heard.
(Awkward pause and us just staring at the ceiling)
Jay: we have no idea what we are doing do we?
Me: NOPE!!!! NO CLUE!!!
(Sister walks in the room)
Crystal: WHAT ARE YOU TWO WEEBS SHOUTING ABOUT!!!! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!
(Me and jay turn towards her)
Me: Crystal, its 2:45.
Crystal: AND!?!?!?!?
Jay: WHY ARE YOU TRYINHG TO SLEEP AT 2:45 IN THE AFTERNOON!?!?!
Crystal: BECAUSE I CAN!!!
Me: THEN GO TO SLEE!!!! I really don't know why you are yelling at us about it. We CLEARLY are trying to cast some pods
(Slaps head)
Jay: did you just say.... "Cast some pods?"
Crystal: He really just said cast some pods. How are we related again?
Me: SHATUP!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIMENT!!!!
Jay: um sir, do you need a minute to fix your mic?
Me: SHUT YO FACE FOOL!!!! I WILL CONSUME YOU
(Authors note: Don't overthink what I just said. I don't mean it like that.....wait....oof i goofed. You know what, nevermind, this was weird anyway.)
Crystal: you can consume me if you want, I wouldn't mind ;)
(She winks at me)
Me: I'm done. I'm done. We aren't doing this any more.
(Shouts in the empty house)
Me: ANYBODY GOT SOME ROPE!?!?!?!
ME: ANYONE!!?!?!?!
Crystal: you can use my rope if you want ;)
(Winks at me again)
Jay: imma go now, this is gettin pretty suspecto now
Crystal: yes. Leave. So i can be with my senpai ;)
ME: PLEASE!!!! ROPE!!!!! COME TO ME ROPE!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!
(Jay starts laughing uncontrollably)
Jay: this is like, comedy to the max amount. Just past gold...it's like The silver evolution of comedy
(Me and Crystal look at Jay)
Crystal: did dis boi...
Me: he did.
Crystal: OH MA GOODNESSES !!! ALL OF YALL IS STOOPID!!!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?! YOURE TRYING TO SLEEP AT 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON!!!!!
Crystal: SHUT UP!!!
(Crystal and Jay both start laughing)
Me: IM TIRED OF ALL OF YALL!!!! FREAKIN MENTAL PEOPLE!!!!
(I walk out of the room)
Crystal: WAIT FOR ME SENPAI!!!!
Jay: what is life anymore.
(Jay pauses)
Jay: Do we even have rope here? I swear that we don't. I don't even know.
(End of first part of mental insanity)
Authors note: I hope you guys liked this. It's pretty pointless. what am i even thinking with this. Umm, but say something if you want me to keep me doing this. All of the time of me searching for the audio files of this mental madness that is my life on a regular. Hope you guys enjoyed tho. And if you haven't yet, check out my other thing that i am doing, Apex Rising. It's pretty good, if i dew say so myself, and i do say so myself. I think I've said myself too much. Imma stop saying myself now. (Star vs the forces of evil reference XD XD)
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Podcast Problems
HumorUmm, so yea. I'm doing this now. Just because I found it completely hilarious when I was listening to me and my brother try to make a podcast and we were accidentally recording the whole thing. Enjoy and um, this is prob gonna get really weird halfw...
