Texts from Riverdale (Parents)

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💣 = Hiram

🚔 = Tom

🧡 = Fred

✨ = Hermione

✌ = Alice

🐲 = FP

📣 = Sierra

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✨ Hermione - So is everybody coming to the meeting this afternoon

💣 Hiram - Sorry Hermione, I've got Archie's life to destroy

🧡 Fred - You stay away from my son

🐲 FP - Why are you still married to that bastard Hermione?

✨ Hermione - Because...

 ✨ Hermione - Because...

 ✨ Hermione - Because he pays for all of my credit cards 

📣 Sierra -  That's not a reason to stay married

✌ Alice - Wooooooo, I'm feeling good today, wearing no bra, I'm living the dream baby!

 🐲 FP - When can I come over?

 ✌ Alice - Tonight.

 🧡 Fred - Ew, keep your love to yourself. We don't all need to know

🚔 Tom - Sierra, you were looking good today.

 🧡 Fred - OMG this is not a date night guys

 ✨ Hermione - Exactly there is a meeting tonight. The kids have been playing Griffins and Gargoyles

 ✌ Alice - Tell me Betty hasn't been playing.

🐲 FP - I screwed up my life and now Jughead has to

 🚔 Tom - We can not let them play G and G. It killed Featherhead. 

✨ Hermione - And the scary thing is one of us must have done something that night

✌ Alice - It wasn't me, you were all high and I didn't take the drugs 

🚔 Tom -  Why, they were great

✌ Alice - You have the memory of a fish Tom, I was pregnant 

🐲 FP -  Wait ...

📣 Sierra - You and Hal were so cute back then. Didn't you mess around with FP

 🐲 FP - Oh my god ALICE. HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME

 ✌ Alice - ...

 ✌ Alice - bye

Alice left this conversation 

💣 Hiram -  Well that was interesting 

✨ Hermione - It was. Please make sure you all come tonight.

🐲 FP -  Alice WAIT

🧡 Fred - She already left the conversation

 📣 Sierra - Alice was very shady back then

✨ Hermione - So were you. You and Tom. We had no idea.

 🧡 Fred - I can still remember how shocked I was. 

 📣 Sierra - Tom and I love each other and that is all that matters.

🚔 Tom -  Awwwwww

FP added Alice to the conversation

✌ Alice - Why did you add me back FP

 🐲 FP - Why didn't you tell me the baby was mine. 

✌ Alice - Because, by that time we were living different lives. 

 Penelope was added to this conversation

😈 Penelope - Hi Everyone

🧡 Fred - Hi Penelope, what a *lovely* suprise

 📣 Sierra - Who added you, this is only sane parents

🐲 FP - Does that count Hiram

🚔 Tom - NO

 📣 Sierra - This group is only for sane parents not including you and Hiram

😈 Penelope - Hiram added me

💣 Hiram - WAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I'm so evil.

Tom left this conversation

Hermione left this conversation

Alice left this conversation

Fred left this conversation

FP left this conversation  

Sierra left this conversation

💣 Hiram - It's just you and me Peneolpe. Just you and me

😈 Penelope - Well this is depressing, everyone left.

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