Just Friends??

chapter1:birthday pranks....

*D.j p.o.v*

so yes I'm still planning this girls party.I just went all out for ha ass.she told me to promise ha no pranks,but me being me,I gots to throw in at least 1.

I betta hurry up cause ha ghetto ass blowing my phone up!!but I'll give my little girl whatever she want.I'm finally done with the party stuff and I'm on my way over there.

I know she go curse me out and threaten to cut my balls off but its all good.

so I finally pulled up to ha house and like I said,she did exactly what I said she was go do.then, after all that fussing,she gave me a big hug.well tried to since she so small.

"Boy what was you doing,you took forever?!" you see how ungreatful she is? I busted my ass trying to set this damn party up.

"Nun girl,damn." I said under my tongue.she gave me a 'nigga speak up look' and I gave it right back.yes I am very bitchy with females at times.

so we finally pull up to 'rich greatness.the place I selected for ha ghetto ass. she looked liked she liked it so I guess I did my job correctly.

By her being her,of course she had some smart shit to say."ooh,this is pretty.why you come here? yeen rich." and there it is. she talking to damn much. I can't wait to scare the soul outa ha body.she don't like pranks worth shit.

she stepped out the car and slammed MY damn door. oh hell no.her ass sitting right in them jeans tho. I'm just saying.

so she stands at the door and finally decided to wait on a nigga. hmmm...she wants to be slick,huh?I opened the door with her right by my side.the lights were off just like I planned.

I went to the back just to set the cameras and otha stuff up. I do this all her birthday parties just to catch her reactions. she always picking and critizing me so now im go scare ha till she faint.its ha fault for making me sad when she know I got a mind of the devil.

I put a cute little pink box on the table to attract ha attention,sparkles on it to keep ha attention,and a big zebra striped bow to make ha not take ha eyes off the box.its a bell and a string attached to it so the party guest can yell surprise and make ha piss ha pants.ooh..... I see a fine ass girl.I gotta go.

*kesha p.o.v

so me and D.j pull up to this cute restaurant called 'rich greatness'. I had to make fun of him just a little to hide my happiness.like I was so happy ,I wanted to a scream.he looked like he was up to something, but he promised me no pranks.that nigga got pranks for days.

we got out the car and d.j opened the door. to my surprise,everything was dark. he really ain't just turnt the light s off at my party.ehhh... maybe they couldn't afford light bill.I thought about teasing him about that but its seemed like he knew where he was going.

I don't know why I make my bestfriend sad all the time but its what I do. he booshie ass ain't nowhere near broke either.his dad owns half of the nation,and he's in the drug game too.he doesn't think I know.I mean come on now.I'm kesha.gossip always get to me. I'm just waiting on him to tell me.

But I guess the dark is the first part of my suprise since D.j is M.I.A. wait a minute... D.j GONE!?in the fucking dark!? he setting me up.oh hell no!

"D.J where you at!this bet not be no joke!"I screamed.still silence.no d.j.wow.I have such a good friend don't I? he leaves his short ass best friend in pure darkness. and all of a sudden,all the lights finally decides to pop on.