D: Yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
W: I will gladly be that enemy
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W: Someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase "what is love" without feeling the primal urge to respond with "baby don't hurt me"
D: But today,
D: Today is NOT that day
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R: I know that real adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes but I've been putting all my clothes in at the same time and I'm just saying nothing bad has happened yet.
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W: I've conquered my fear of ghosts
D: That's the spirit
W: oH fuCk whErE
R: This has the same energy as the "my name is Michael with a B and i've been afraid of insects my entire life" vine.
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D: Mr. Sandman
D: Man me a sand
W: Make him the cutest
W: man car door honk hand
R: Blocked
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D: Why are you eating your sandwich like that
W: This is public school food, it could be poisoned
W: If i'm going to die, it's going to be slowly and painfully.
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W: JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN LAYED AN EGG
D: P E R I S H
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R: Santa can suck my jolly ass
D: Don't be a ho ho ho
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W: Slept thru my alarm, i'm 18 minutes late
D: Gotta spend all day, with bitches that I hate
W: can't plot this on a graph
D: what even is math
W: my phone's about to die
D: I think im gonna cry
W: JINGLE BELLS
D: TAKING L's
W: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
D: IM SO DONe
W: THIS ISN'T fuN
D: thErE goES mY gPA
R: I'm about to deck your halls in a fucking second
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