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W: stupid should be spelled with two i's instead of a u
D: wtf did you do
W: lmao that rhymes
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D: so you tryna watch the minion movie
W: nah im straight
D: not for long
W: what
D: what
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D: Roy was given salt instead of milk as a baby and it really shows
R: you must wanna get hurt
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W: how did u get detention???
D: he called me salty so i called him a beach
W: dhdsjdjs I SEA what u did there
D: im shore u did
R: literally stop
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W: lets only speak ominously until new years
D: if we live that long
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W: evil olive spelled backwards is evil olive
R: what am I supposed to do with this information
D: whatever you have to.
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D: Aflac
W: is that a threat
D: its a promise
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W: u matter
W: unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light
W: then you're energy
D: this is just the kind of positivity i needed thank you
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W: what's wrong with spaghetti cake?
R: ITS LASAGNA
D: This radiates the same energy as the sticky nut juice vine
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